Unacceptable Lisp(s).

[Slow, Soulful Intro] Un. Un. Uuuunn .. Un. Un. Unnn. [Bassy, deep flat speaking voice] Hello world .... here's my perspective; [Bassy, deep flat speaking voice] I'm uh, getting really intro-spective here... [Bassy, deep flat speaking voice] I've been looking far and wide and I keep hearing this and that That this is An Acceptable Lisp ... Or That is... but really I think we just need, uh, we just ... well uh We need a bit more acceptance. But at the same time ... uh well [Bridge] This is ... N't it! This isn't it! This is Un un unacceptable! It makes me un un unnnn uncomfortable!!! [Deep, Bassy Voice Hollers] This is ... Um-Um Ummmmm Unacceptable!!!! [Choir Chorus] Is is is This an um um um acceptable Lisp? Uuuuuuuhhhh [Verse 3] Is Ruby? Um Um Um It's Unacceptable. Is, uuhhh Python, an acceptable lisp? Um-um-um... Unacceptable. An unacceptable Lisp! (I got an un in the oven!) Elixir, Close but no C-Lisp. ... O-O-Open Dylan? Fraude Eyes... You wish... But Still no um um ummmm uh still no Lisp One-Two-Three... Forth? un un un Unacceptable Smalltalk? Okay Respectable. [Chorus] Is is is This an acceptable Lisp? Uuh uuuh umm Um. Um. Uuuum .. (Un's the word!) This is ... Unacceptable!!!! [Bassy, deep flat speaking voice] Come on, just a bit more acceptance [Outro] They're all ... un un un Unacceptable!!!! un un unacceptable Lisps!!! [Bassy, deep flat speaking voice] well okay... they're all unacceptable lisp!