Principia Discordia

[Verse 1] I found a god inside a vending machine She sold me luck for a hit of caffeine I said, “Is this the kingdom come?” She laughed and handed me a gun Every law is just a dare Every truth a snare The signs all point the wrong direction That’s how I know it’s fair [Pre-Chorus] Don’t fix the pattern — break it twice The chaos loves a sacrifice [Chorus] Hail Eris, queen of the static Golden apple, automatic Principia Discordia — sing it loud Praise be the glitch, unholy and proud Hail Eris — sweet disorder All hail the collapsing border [Verse 2] I took communion in a traffic jam A holy mess, I said “I am” The priest was crying gasoline The choir hummed in kerosene My halo flickers — Wi-Fi weak My gospel scrolls in binary speak The devil laughs in perfect time He’s quoting memes from 2009 [Pre-Chorus] The joke’s the prayer, the lie’s the cure The mess is what we’re living for [Chorus] Hail Eris, queen of the static Golden apple, automatic Principia Discordia — sing it loud Praise be the glitch, unholy and proud Hail Eris — sweet disorder All hail the collapsing border [Bridge – spoken over noise and feedback] Reality’s a badly tuned station Dreams are counterfeit salvation Sanity’s a house on fire But the view’s divine from the wire [Breakdown – call and response] (Can I get an Amen?) — Amen to the error! (Do you seek the truth?) — It crashed my server! (Is chaos sin?) — No, it’s style! (Is God love?) — Only for a while! [Final Chorus – ecstatic, collapsing] Hail Eris, queen of the static Bless the noise, it’s automatic Principia Discordia — sing it proud Order’s dead — long live the loud Hail Eris — burn the script We were never meant to worship it