[Intro Hook] Bleh, I’m feeling rough Bleh, my stomach’s had enough Bleh, porcelain is looking at you No, it’s looking back at me Bleh, I’m feeling rough Bleh, my stomach’s had enough Bleh, porcelain is looking at you No, it’s looking back at me [Verse 1] Cold tile under my feet Sweat collecting on my sleeve Keep a bucket by the bed Then I sprint when my gut turns red Sip of water, wait a minute One small gulp, my stomach’s in it Phone face-down beside the sink Trying not to move, trying not to think [Chorus] Being sick like this is brutal My stomach hurts so bad I keep vomiting on the toilet It’s the worst day I’ve had Don’t feel like making jokes now Just want the room to stay still Call somebody if it gets worse And get help if I feel ill [Verse 2] I had plans for half the day Now the bathroom gets its way Cramping folds me at the waist Even crackers go to waste Need to rest and watch the signs Small sips, slow and measured time If I can’t keep fluids down I’ll call a doctor in my town [Instrumental: mellow electric guitar solo] [Chorus] Being sick like this is brutal My stomach hurts so bad I keep vomiting on the toilet It’s the worst day I’ve had Don’t feel like making jokes now Just want the room to stay still Call somebody if it gets worse And get help if I feel ill [Outro] Bleh, I’m feeling rough Bleh, my stomach’s had enough Bleh, porcelain is looking at you No, it’s looking back at me Bleh, I’m feeling rough Bleh, my stomach’s had enough Bleh, porcelain is looking at you No, it’s looking back at me
