[Intro] [Low rumbling riff — heavy, slow, building] [Drums CRACK in] Heavy... heavy... HEAVY! Huh! [Verse 1] Walk in the gym, lights are low Chalk on my hands, here we go She's on the bench Watching me load Four plates each side Ready to explode (YEAH!) [Verse 2] Bar bends, knees shake Whole damn floor starts to quake Down I go Deep in the hole Back up slow Sold my soul (HUH!) [Post-Verse] (Heavy) That's how I like it (Heavy) Can't fight it [Pre-Chorus] She walks by I catch her eye Winks at me Between my sets Sweat dripping Down her neck Mmm-mmm [Chorus] HEAV-AY Everything's heavy (heavy! heavy!) Bar's heavy, she's heavy, I'm ready (YEAH!) HEAV-AY I like it heavy Drop it low and give me something heavy [Verse 3] After hours, gym's empty now Just me and her, and the iron, wow She says big boy Whatcha lifting for? I said honey So I can lift YOU off the floor (WHOA!) [Verse 4] Threw her over my shoulder clean Strongest thing she ever seen She's laughing I ain't straining This is what I'm training Training for (COME ON!) [Pre-Chorus] Four in the morning Legs still burning She's still learning What heavy means Heh heh [Chorus] HEAV-AY Everything's heavy (heavy! heavy!) Bar's heavy, she's heavy, I'm ready (OI!) HEAV-AY I like it heavy Drop it low and give me something heavy [Bridge] [Guitar solo — thick, bluesy, GRINDING, heavy bends] Yeah! Huh! How you like that! HEAVY! [Outro] Heavy, heavy, heavy Give it to me heavy Drop it, drop it heavy Oooh she's heavy Heavy, heavy HEAVY! [Riff — SLAMS down, stops dead]