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The Stormtroopers Cometh!

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I wasn’t gonna bother, what you gonna do? Where are you when we need you anyway? Reference number, please, and your crime prevention spiel Then you can get going on your way Then you can get going on your way Words that really cut me to the core Someone ought to tell the public straight (they need to know) A shit-show we just cannot take no more Gotta do something just hope it’s not too late A shit-show we just cannot take no more Gotta do something just hope it’s not too late With more for all to gain than I ever had to lose Sent my story to the Sunday hack Said the Superintendent and the Chief Inspector too Put up shut up, or piss off, don’t come back (thanks guys) Next thing in the office of Tory heavyweights Sayin’ Tory stormtroopers will surely save the day (stormtroopers... yay!) But they don’t give a toss ‘bout police efficiency Just the power and the prestige and the pay A shit-show we just cannot take no more Gotta do something just hope it’s not too late Sacrifice my integrity on the alter of self-interest The last thing that you’ll ever see me do I’d fall on my sword a million times Take the handcuffs off our boys ‘n’ girls in blue A shit-show we just cannot take no more Gotta do something just hope it’s not too late