i gotta big boil on my back its the size of a cadillac i really want to pop it but i can not stop it, i can see it in a mirror couldnt be any clearer can even see it through my clothes i hope it dont continue to grow people will think i've grown a new head its got a crust like a loaf of bread thats not even the worst thing cos now its started to sting one day i went to see a witch she said she could get rid of it with a song of her own invention its a witches incantation hocus pocus make a potion; rub it on like a lotion. one tube of ointment it will make In a big pot boil and bake; mix Eye of newt and toe of frog, some wood lice from a log, rabbits foot and a bees sting, a robins leg and a bats wing, hocus pocus make a potion; rub it on like a lotion. one tube of ointment it will make In a big pot boil and bake; Cool it with a baboon's blood, then its ready rub it in good. theres a little note that came with it you have to say these words quite quick or the ointment might not work i hope it does cos the boil hurts apply the paste good and strong (then say) hocus pocus boil be gone, may the boil trouble you no more (it worked) right away the boil dropped to the floor (wow) so if you need a boil gone quick employ the services of a witch the boil will be gone fast and the incantation will last
