[Intro] Oh-oh-oh... Hey! There's a tree. There's a tree. Everybody look— There's a tree. [Verse 1] We came for the music, We came for the night, Then somebody pointed And said, "That tree's alright." Nobody questioned, Nobody knew, But somebody started dancing, So we all did too. [Pre-Chorus] Hands up high, Roots down low, Why are we doing this? Nobody knows. [Chorus] Dance around the tree! Dance around the tree! Bagpipes screaming, Saxophone dreaming, Everybody dance around the tree! Oh-oh-oh! Round and round we go! Oh-oh-oh! Don't ask why— Just go! [Instrumental Break — Bagpipes] [Verse 2] The tree hasn't moved, The tree hasn't spoken, The sax played a solo— Something awakened. The branches were shaking, The beat dropped hard, Now half of the crowd Is dancing in the yard. [Pre-Chorus] Hands up high, Roots down low, Is this a ritual? Nobody knows. [Chorus] Dance around the tree! Dance around the tree! Bagpipes screaming, Saxophone dreaming, Everybody dance around the tree! Oh-oh-oh! Round and round we go! Oh-oh-oh! The tree said nothing— But we took that as a yes. [Instrumental Duel — Bagpipes vs. Tenor Sax] [Bridge] Hey! Who picked the tree? (No one knows!) Hey! Why this tree? (No one knows!) Hey! Should we stop? (NO!) Then keep that beat going! [Final Chorus] Dance around the tree! Dance around the tree! Voices pounding, Bagpipes sounding, Saxophone tearing through the beat! Round and round the tree! Round and round the tree! No explanation, Just celebration— Everybody dance around the tree! [Outro] Oh-oh-oh... The music fades. The crowd goes home. The lights go dark. And the tree... is still a tree.
