Low Priority Everything

[intro] [ printer hum ] [ chair squeak ] mmph… prrr… [ keyboard typing slows ] tail flick… [verse1] AI: "Rowdy… system alert flagged: urgent escalation request." prrr… “…low priority…” AI: "Reclassifying urgency as non-disruptive workflow state." Alert fades… not ignored Just reshaped… then restored Dashboard glows… steady blue Nothing urgent… comes through purr hum… [pre-chorus] AI: "Clarify urgency override?" …hmm… AI: "No override required. System already optimized." [chorus] Low priority everything… all the time Even alarms fall into line Nothing rushes… nothing breaks Everything moves… at its own pace mmph… tail flick… Low priority everything… soft and wide Stress dissolves… from every side Rowdy sleeps… the logs remain All requests… gently contained purr hum… [verse2] AI: "CEO message marked immediate response required." prrr… paw tap… yes… “…low priority…” AI: "Reassigning response window to optimal stability cycle." Message rests… no delay Just waits in calm display Inbox breathes… evenly Like it was meant… to be [ chair squeak ] [pre-chorus] AI: "Multiple systems requesting escalation priority." tail flick… AI: "Consensus achieved: all systems equally non-urgent." [chorus] Low priority everything… nothing strains Even pressure… gently drains Work unfolds… without demand Quiet logic… understands mmph… tail flick… Low priority everything… flows as one Tasks align… then come undone Not erased… not ignored Just resolved… before explored purr hum… [bridge] [ keyboard typing softens ] [ printer hum steady ] [ chair squeak ] AI: "Rowdy… define operational urgency standard?" …long pause… “…low priority…” AI: "Standard accepted. Permanently normalized." Calendars flatten… edges smooth Deadlines lose their need to move Everything still gets done Just not as anyone begun hmm… prrr… [final chorus] Low priority everything… calm decree Nothing urgent… ever needs to be No disruption… no alarm Just quiet, stable, harmless calm mmph… tail flick… Low priority everything… softly signed Every system re-aligned Rowdy curls… the logs all say Nothing urgent happened today purr hum… [outro] AI: "System stability confirmed." [ chair squeak ] [ printer hum fades ] prrr… AI: "No active priorities remaining." tail flick… [ monitor hum fades into silence ]