[Intro] Nater! Nater! The master debater! [Verse 1] Nater, Nater, the master debater Top of the class, no one could out-greater His methods were crass, but he led the team They leaned on his scheme like a well-practiced dream He'd take the floor, make a point, state his case Then spin that same thought at a furious pace He'd debate by himself, then double the play Like Nater could clone Nater just to spar all day [PreChorus] They knew he was ready, they knew he was greater— Here comes the case of Nater, Nater! [Chorus] Nater, Nater, the king of the team Could argue a case like a well-timed dream He’d debate all night what he found wrong Keep every opponent listening along Nater, Nater, they knew he was greater Nater, Nater, the master debater! [Verse 2] He’d solo debate, then multiply the slate One voice, two sides, keeping every point straight He’d sharpen a claim, make the whole room wait Then grin at the clock as he sealed their fate He’d debate on his own, never miss a round Take any side when a challenge came around Debatin’ anyone who came along So stop for a minute and listen to the song [Chorus] Nater, Nater, the king of the team Could argue a case like a well-timed dream He’d debate all night what he found wrong Keep every opponent listening along Nater, Nater, they knew he was greater Nater, Nater, the master debater! [Verse 3] He had a girlfriend who wouldn't bend She led him on, then called it the end He felt like a pawn in a game she had drawn So he found a new case and kept carrying on Debatin' anyone who came along Turned every small question into a song So stop for a moment and listen up straight Here's the tale of Nater, who loved to debate [Bridge] He said, “I like to debate alone” His rivals would groan when he claimed the throne Every question became his arena Every rebuttal came back a little bit meaner [Final Chorus] Nater, Nater, the king of the team Could argue a case like a well-timed dream He’d debate all night what he found wrong Keep every opponent listening along Nater, Nater, they knew he was greater Nater, Nater, the master debater! [Outro] Nater, Nater! The master debater!
