
THE ANTI-GRAVITY AFRO : THE ZERO-G GROOVE
[Intro] (Vocoder: ZERO-G... COSMIC BOP... ACTIVATE THE FUNK FREQUENCY...) (Deep Spoken Voice: "Greetings, Earthlings. This is Dr. Funkenstein. We are about to RECALIBRATE your gravity.") [Explosive Slap Bass & Heavy 808 Kick] [Glide Chorus: High-Energy Melodic Explosion] GLIDE! FEEL THE FUNK, LET IT TAKE CONTROL! GLIDE! WITH THE RHYTHM BURNING IN YOUR SOUL! MOVE! TO THE LIGHT OF THE COSMIC STAR! GROOVE! JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, WHEREVER YOU ARE! (EVERYBODY GLIDE TONIGHT!) [Verse 1: Male Lead] The ground is a LIE, a chain for your feet Dr. Funkenstein is COOKING in the heat He’s twisting the DIAL, breaking the CODE Turning the city to a GOLDEN ROAD! [Verse 2: Female Lead] Look at the skyscrapers, starting to BEND Physics is a story COMING TO AN END! Heels leaving SPARKS on the edge of a cloud The bass is so POWERFUL, SCREAMING OUT LOUD! [Vocoder Section 1] (Vocoder: GRAVITY IS OVER. RELAX YOUR MIND. THE MOTHERSHIP IS DOCKING IN YOUR BRAIN.) [Pre-Chorus] FEEL THE LIFT! FEEL THE SURGE! GLITTER GLOW! Where we’re going, ONLY AFROS GO! [Chorus] "SHARE THE FUNK OF LIFE, LET IT LIFT YOU HIGH!" "ABOVE THE DUST, WHERE THE AFROS FLY!" "LET THIS COSMIC PULSE GUIDE YOUR INNER LIGHT!" "WEIGHTLESS IN THE SOUL, BURNING THROUGH THE SIGHT!" [Verse 3: Spoken/Rap] (Deep Voice: "LISTEN. Gravity is a BAD HABIT. KICK IT.") One-two, CHECK THE FREQUENCY, check the vibe Dancing on the CEILING with the tribe NO WEIGHT! NO HATE! Just a PLANETARY BOUNCE! [Verse 4: Female Vocal] Swimming through the ether like a CRYSTAL SEA The frequency FINALLY SET ME FREE Stars like DIAMONDS on a spinning floor Knocking on the GALAXY’S SECRET DOOR! [Glide Chorus: High-Energy Melodic Explosion] GLIDE! FEEL THE FUNK, LET IT TAKE CONTROL! GLIDE! WITH THE RHYTHM BURNING IN YOUR SOUL! MOVE! TO THE LIGHT OF THE COSMIC STAR! GROOVE! JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, WHEREVER YOU ARE! [Bridge 1: LONG INSTRUMENTAL JAM] [Extended Slap Bass Solo / Sharp Synth Brass Stabs / Percussion Break with Scratches] [Verse 5: Call and Response] (Male) WHO’S GOT THE AFRO? (Female) WE GOT THE GLOW! (Male) WHERE IS THE GROUND? (Female) WE’LL NEVER KNOW! (Together) UP, UP, AND AWAY! [Verse 6: Dr. Funkenstein] OXYGEN replaced by SYNTHESIZER AIR Inhale the FUNK, exhale the DESPAIR Your shadow is dancing FIVE MILES BELOW Welcome to the ZERO-G AFRO SHOW! [Vocoder Section 2] (Vocoder: BREATHE THE GROOVE... BREATHE THE LIGHT... COSMIC OSCILLATION... NON-STOP...) [Chorus] "SHARE THE FUNK OF LIFE, LET IT LIFT YOU HIGH!" "ABOVE THE DUST, WHERE THE AFROS FLY!" "LET THIS COSMIC PULSE GUIDE YOUR INNER LIGHT!" [Verse 7: High Energy Shout] TEAR THE ROOF OFF THE STRATOSPHERE! WE’RE SMOKIN’ SHIMMER, WE FEEL NO FEAR! THE FUNK IS THE FUEL! THE SOUL IS THE SHIP! EVERYBODY TAKE A COSMIC TRIP! [Verse 8: Surreal - Female] The moon is a GLITTER BALL, sun is a LAMP I’m a cosmic rebel, a STARDUST CHAMP My DNA is a sequence of EIGHT-ZERO-EIGHT BEATS! [Vocoder Section 3] (Vocoder: ATOMIC. BIONIC. THE FUNK IS ICONIC. MOTHERSHIP LANDING ON YOUR MENTAL LAWN.) [Bridge 2: Vocoder & Ad-libs] (Vocoder: SYNC THE PULSE. ERASE THE WEIGHT. UNLOCK THE AFRO GATE.) (Female Ad-lib: "HIGHER! TAKE ME HIGHER!") (Male Ad-lib: "DON'T LET ME TOUCH THE GROUND!") [Verse 9: Male Lead] Remember the days when we walked on the street? Now we GLIDE on the pulse of a RHYTHMIC HEAT Galaxy spinning in a PURPLE HAZE LOST IN THE FUNK FOR A MILLION DAYS! [Verse 10: Call and Response] (Dr. F: "FUNKY ENOUGH?") (Ensemble: WE WANT THE FUNK!) (Dr. F: "SUBSTANTIAL?") (Ensemble: WE NEED THE FUNK!) (Dr. F: "THEN RISE!") [Verse 11: Grand Finale] EVERYBODY RISE! EVERYBODY FLY! THE AFRO IS THE ANTENNA TO THE SKY! SHAKING THE UNIVERSE WITH A THUMPING BASS! MASTERS OF TIME AND SPACE! [Vocoder Section 4] (Vocoder: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. SYSTEM STABILIZED. ZERO-G ACHIEVED. STAY FUNKY.) [Sub-Chorus] "STEP ON THE ETHER, GLIDE WITH THE GRACE" "NO MORE GRAVITY, JUST THE RHYTHM OF SPACE" [Outro] (Deep Voice: "Stay high. EXITING your atmosphere.") [Fading with Glorious Horn Section & Gritty Slap Bass] (Vocoder: COSMIC... COSMIC... BOP... ZERO... G...) [Final Space Laser Sound Effect]

