[Verse 1] I went to the pub with a guy named Tony, Sharp with a pen and never too phony. "Just one pint," I said with a grin, Now it’s ten past ten and we're three sheets in! [Chorus] Ohhh how did we get to eleven eleven? Weren’t we just talkin’ 'bout SQL in heaven? We started with code and we ended in this song, With Tony and Tonie the night is always long! [Verse 2] He edits my drafts, my commas, my slang, Fixes my prose with a gentle bang. But give him a pint and he talks like a bard, Quotin’ old stories in the pub's backyard! [Chorus – ALL TOGETHER NOW!] Ohhh how did we get to eleven eleven? We’re two Techie fools under digital heaven. From GitHub commits to the stout in our glass, We recorded a show then fell on our—[pause]—ASS! [Bridge – call & response] "One more?" – "Just one more?" Tony! – Oi! Tonie! – Ja! What’s the time? – No bloody idea! Was it worth it? – Hell yeah! Next thing you know we’re reviewing beers instead of PRs. [Verse 3] The Tony & Tonie Show goes online, But in this pub, we’re truly divine. We talk CI/CD and git commits, But tonight we’re just two drunken wits. [Chorus – LOUDER NOW!] How did we get to eleven eleven? Weren’t we just sober at quarter past seven? Now we're singin’ loud and spillin’ our gin, With Tony and Tonie and two more in! [Final Chorus – arms around shoulders] How did we get to eleven eleven? Let’s blame the beer and a round from Kevin! We came for code, but the night was long, So we wrote this damn barroom sing-along! [Outro – spoken over cheers] “Cheers to Tony and Tonie! May your syntax be sharp, and your glasses never empty!”
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