Snow drips red on the windowpane, The wreath’s made of bones and candy cane. Dead lights flicker, the moon hums low, Welcome, friends, to the Ho-Ho-Horror Show. Ring those bells, the dead won’t sleep, Santa’s crawling from six feet deep. Stockings hung with severed cheer, It’s Christmas night, the end is near! Ho-Ho-Horror Show! Where the screams are wrapped in tinsel glow, Ho-Ho-Horror Show! Deck the halls with fear and snow. Elves gone mad in the frozen shop, Making toys that just won’t stop. Rudolph’s nose lights blood-red trails, The sleigh runs wild on broken rails. The fireplace crackles with haunted glee, Whispering ghosts sing carols off-key. So pour the nog, let the nightmares flow, Under the mistletoe of woe. Ring those bells, the dead won’t sleep, Santa’s crawling from six feet deep. Stockings hung with severed cheer, It’s Christmas night, the end is near! Ho-Ho-Horror Show! Where the screams are wrapped in tinsel glow, Ho-Ho-Horror Show! Deck the halls with fear and snow. Sleigh bells clash with chains that drag, Candy-striped blood drips from the bag. Krampus laughs, the choir moans, “Peace on Earth” in broken tones. Ho-Ho-Horror Show! Ghosts and goblins steal the glow. Ho-Ho-Horror Show! Let the cold wind howl and blow. From grave to hearth, from frost to flame, We all go mad in Santa’s name! Ho-Ho-Horror Show!
