[Verse 1] Come join the galaxy’s fraternity . Make some friends from strangers . Behold the corridors of eternity . I’m already lacing up my trainers . [Verse 2] Got a Hellish portal needing shut? . Have a Cosmic evil to dismantle? . The Doctor’s in, and you know what? . Nothin a jelly baby can’t handle . [Interlude, spoken, thoughtful, absent-minded] Well, or a jammy dodger. . Now what was I doing? . Oh yes. . The song. . Right. . [Chorus] Lunatic in the phonebox, Answering your call for help . My superpower is caring for you . If trouble’s ever near you, I’ll deal with it myself . My hearts are bigger on the inside too . [Verse 3] Like my spaceship? Yeah, I stole it . Down the years we’ve held each other close . While I admit, I’ll never quite control it . We go together, where we’re needed most . [Verse 4] I’ve had so many faces, a parade of many Docs . Tall, short, male and female, scruffy, vain . But like a landlord who forgets to change the locks . My Tenants seem to come back round again . [Verse 5] My enemies, they call me names . They’d like it if I turned the odd blind eye . Evil plans are going up in flames . For the lives of me, I can’t imagine why [Pre-Chorus] Run for your life! Allons-y and Geronimo! . Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow! . [Chorus] Lunatic in the phonebox, Answering your call for help . My superpower is caring for you . If trouble’s ever near you, I’ll deal with it myself . My hearts are bigger on the inside too . [Verse 6] Oh one last thing, I’m currently in the market . For someone to join me cross time and space . So I’ll leave a spot just for you in my TARDIS . I can’t guarantee your safety . Least, not with a straight face [Outro] Lunatic in the phonebox, Answering your call for help . My superpower is caring for you . If trouble’s ever near you, I’ll deal with it myself . My hearts are bigger on the inside too . My hearts are bigger on the inside too . My hearts are bigger . On the inside too
