[Intro] Been sittin’ here on the BioNTech, Got me some Moderna, now my wallet’s wrecked. Red line’s dippin’, man, I’m feelin’ used, Caught in the market, got the bag holder’s blues. [Verse 1] Wake up every morning, check the NASDAQ screen, Portfolio’s burnin’, ain’t no vaccine for this scene. Bought the top, chased the dream, now I’m bruised, Stuck in the trenches with the bag holder’s blues. Saw the hype, ticker flashin’ like a neon sign, Thought I’d be the wolf, but the loss is mine. I’m the last one standin’ in a sell-off queue, Cryin’ to the rhythm of the bag holder’s blues. [Chorus] Bag holder, bag holder, sittin’ on this deadweight, Thought I’d see the moon, but I’m locked at the gate. Red candles burnin’, man, I’m singin’ the truth, Stuck in the sorrow of the bag holder’s blues. [Verse 2] Hodl they said, and I listened like a fool, Now I’m swimming in regret in this bear-market pool. Diamond hands crackin’, paper thin with the news, Every dip’s a dagger, it’s the bag holder’s blues. I used to dream big, Lambos and flights, Now it’s ramen noodles and sleepless nights. Options expired, my balance reduced, Wall Street’s a graveyard for the bag holder’s blues. [Chorus] Bag holder, bag holder, sittin’ on this deadweight, Thought I’d see the moon, but I’m locked at the gate. Red candles burnin’, man, I’m singin’ the truth, Stuck in the sorrow of the bag holder’s blues. [Bridge] I know I should sell, but the pride cuts deep, Every bounce gives me hope that I’m tryin’ to keep. Charts look like a murder scene, all blood and abuse, Livin’ this nightmare called the bag holder’s blues. [Outro] So here’s a toast to the ones like me, Dreamin’ of gains, lost at sea. If you ever see green, better make your move, Don’t end your days singin’ the bag holder’s blues. [Fade Out] Bag holder, bag holder, learnin’ the hard way, In this game of money, only sharks get paid. Portfolio’s sunk, got nothin’ to lose, Playin’ my life to the bag holder’s blues.
