TITLE: THE CURSED BONE INCIDENT [Verse 1 - TSO & Moe cleaning] TSO and Moe in the intake bay, Tossin’ junk in a pile like “no way.” Boots, bolts, scrap, unknown chrome, Half a toaster, someone’s comb. Moe wipes sweat with a squeaky groan, “Man, who feeds this junk chute alone?” TSO shrugs, tossin’ parts with a clank, “Probably the Capn… he’s the usual prank.” [Capn Entrance - swagger beat] Capn strolls in with a hip‑hop sway, Hums a tune like he’s saved the day. Sees the pile, eyes go wide, “Treasure mountain! Step aside!” He bends down fast, before they speak, Snatches a bone like a prize antique. Holds it up with a grin so bright, “Hah! Wonder what *this* was in its past life!” [Verse 2 - The Carving] He turns around with a sneaky tone, Carves a skull on the mystery bone. Spins back quick with a gasp so loud, Eyes like saucers, drawing a crowd. “TSO! CATCH!” - the bone takes flight, TSO snags it mid‑air in fright. Capn recoils like he’s seen the hearse, “DROP THAT NOW - YOU’LL GET THE CURSE!” TSO panics, drops it fast, Moe squeaks out, “This won’t last…” “Capn, what nonsense are you on?” Capn gulps — the joke’s gone wrong. [Bridge - The Confession] Capn shuffles, guilty grin, Scratches his neck, pulls his chin. “Alright, okay… don’t freak, don’t burst… There ain’t no curse. I was just bein’ Capn first.” TSO breathes out, knees go weak, Moe glares hard with a squeaky squeak. Capn pats TSO on the arm, “Buddy, I swear - I meant no harm.” [Chorus - The Moral] No curse bone, no doom zone, Just the Capn playin’ in the junk alone. If he gets excited, truth gets bent - Don’t trust the Capn when he’s confident. No cursed fate, no haunted chrome, Just a roast‑chicken bone from the intake dome. Moral of the story when the Capn’s near: Don’t believe everything you overhear. [Outro - Capn exit] Capn laughs, tosses the bone aside, Bebops out with a funky stride. TSO sighs, Moe shakes his head, “One of these days he’ll get us all dead.” But the Capn calls back with a cheerful tone: “IF it was cursed, boys - I’d have kept the bone!” He spins on his heel with a wicked grin, “Curses, chaos and the like - that’s my zone!”
