[Verse] I can't reach the top shelf in the store Climbing like a kid just to grab some more The mirror cuts me off at the chin Feels like the world was built for them to win [Prechorus] Oh why’s the world so tall? Why’s the mirror show it all? [Chorus] Not tall Not dark Not handsome Short Pale Hairy Then some Can’t reach the stars But I’ll climb the moon Short stuff blues My heart’s in tune [Verse 2] Crowds swallow me whole like I’m not there I’m lost in a sea of heads and perfect hair The concert’s a blur I can’t see the stage My height’s a joke on life’s big page [Prechorus] Oh, why’s the world so tall? Why’s the mirror show it all? [Chorus] Not tall Not dark Not handsome Short Pale Hairy Then some Can’t reach the stars But I’ll climb the moon Short stuff blues My heart’s in tune [Bridge] I’m not tall, not dark, not handsome Just short, pale, hairy, and random Not tall, not dark, not handsome Just short, pale, hairy, then some
