Egghead who?

[INTRO] [ANNOUNCER] Attention. Egghead has released another strategic assessment. Please secure all calculators. Please remain calm. This is not a drill. ⸻ [VERSE 1] He got charts on the wall and graphs on the screen Calculating every outcome from a rhyme machine Talkin’ mental sniper, grandmaster moves Meanwhile I’m outside seeing what this subwoofer can do He got a five-year plan for every single bar I just turn the bass up and launch it to the stars He says “mind is the throne” I say “that’s cool, my friend” But can that throne survive the 808s I send? ⸻ [PRE-CHORUS] He’s playing chess I’m shaking the floor He’s writing footnotes I’m demanding more He got strategy I got low-end pressure Different roads Same treasure ⸻ [CHORUS] [CHOIR] EGGHEAD! TACTICAL! EGGHEAD! METHODICAL! EGGHEAD! MATHEMATICAL! [LEAD] I’m just here to make the bass irrational [CHOIR] IR-RA-TION-AL! IR-RA-TION-AL! IR-RA-TION-AL! ⸻ [VERSE 2] He got spreadsheets open while he’s writing every rhyme Color-coded battle plans organized by line Got a tactical flowchart hanging by the desk If the beat changes tempo, he’s prepared for what’s next I’m in the garage with the volume on “why” Trying to make a flock of birds evacuate the sky He says “analyze the problem” I say “drop the bass” Different paths to glory, same smile on the face ⸻ [BREAKDOWN] [EGGHEAD] Knowledge is power [SONIC] Bass is power [EGGHEAD] That’s not how that works [SONIC] The cracked drywall says otherwise ⸻ [CHOIR] MIND IS THE THRONE! THRONE! THRONE! THRONE! [LEAD] BASS IS THE EARTHQUAKE! [CHOIR] SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE! MIND IS THE THRONE! THRONE! THRONE! THRONE! [LEAD] BASS IS THE REASON THE HOA’S COMPLAINING! [CHOIR] AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! ⸻ [VERSE 3] He said “observe the strategic implications” I said “observe these neighborhood vibrations” He got peer reviews and documented notes I got loose change dancing inside cup holders and coats Every calculation says the bass is too much Every bass-head knows there ain’t no such Thing as too loud when the drop comes around If the earth ain’t moving, turn another knob down ⸻ [FINAL CHORUS] [CHOIR] EGGHEAD! TACTICAL! EGGHEAD! METHODICAL! EGGHEAD! MATHEMATICAL! [LEAD] I’m just here to make the bass irrational [CHOIR] IR-RA-TION-AL! IR-RA-TION-AL! IR-RA-TION-AL! ⸻ [OUTRO] [EGGHEAD] According to my calculations… [SONIC] Here we go… [EGGHEAD] The bass was unnecessary [SONIC] According to my calculations… [EGGHEAD] … [SONIC] Needs more bass [CHOIR] MORE BASS! MORE BASS! MORE BASS! [SONIC] This concludes the study. [CHOIR] MORE BASS! 🔊👑🥚😂