NDC Summer Bingo Challenge: [A2] Genre: Chiptune Theme: Silence 🎵 Lyrics 🎵 In a world of noise, where ninjas shout and leap There lived a hero, secrets he would keep No "hiya!" from his lips, no thump when he would land Just silence profound, a ninja's helping hand He'd tiptoe through the dojo, a shadow in the night The sensei would just wonder, "Is anyone in sight" He tried a stealthy cough, but it just wouldn't do Too loud for his aesthetic, a silent breakthrough He learned to sneeze in whispers, a truly muffled sound The quietest sneeze in history, on hallowed ninja ground His enemies would whisper, "Is he even really there" Then wake up tied in knots, with not a single hair On their heads ruffled, by the breeze of his attack Just the lingering question, "How'd he do that, way out back" He's the last silent ninja, a master of his craft You won't hear him coming, you'll just feel a draft No shuriken whistling, no katanas that clang Just pure, unadulterated, ninja silence, cha-ching Other ninjas chatter, about their daring feats But he just nods politely, and hums quiet beats He's so incredibly silent, he once forgot his name Because saying it out loud felt like a noisy, shouting game He's the last silent ninja, a master of his craft You won't hear him coming, you'll just feel a draft No shuriken whistling, no katanas that clang Just pure, unadulterated, ninja silence, cha-ching So if you feel a breeze, and no one's standing near It might be the silent ninja, dispelling all your fear He leaves no trace, no whisper, just a world in quiet awe The most hilariously silent ninja, breaking every noisy law


