It's Flat Today (Only On Tuesday)

[Intro] (Ticking clock, shifting tectonic plates sound) Check your calendar. It's Monday night. Hold on tight. [Verse 1] Monday it's a globe, spinning in space, Gravity working, everything in its place. But midnight hits and the clock ticks down, The laws of physics fall to the ground! It flattens out like a giant pancake— Don't slide off the edge by mistake! [Chorus] [Robot / Distorted Vocal] Planetary curve... DELETED. Orbital physics... COMPROMISED. [Pre-Drop Screamer] RE-MAPPING GEOMETRY! [Drop] IT’S FLAT TODAY! [Chaotic Dubstep Drop]! [Verse 2] Wednesday morning, the sphere comes back, Curving the planet back on track! Never book a flight on a Tuesday night, You could fly off the edge and vanish from sight! [Chorus] [Robot / Distorted Vocal] Planetary curve... DELETED. Orbital physics... COMPROMISED. [Pre-Drop Screamer] RE-MAPPING GEOMETRY! [Drop] IT’S FLAT TODAY! [Chaotic Dubstep Drop] [Outro] Happy Wednesday. (Globe spinning sound)