Nothing Happened

[World A] Nothing happened. We had a drink. I went home. That's genuinely it. [World B] He missed the last train, lost one shoe, told a traffic cone it was “being judgemental.” [World A] There was context. [World B] There was tequila. [World A] One. [World B] Define one. [World A Hook] Nothing happened. [World B Hook] Quite a lot happened. [World A] Ask anyone. [World B] We did. [World A] Don't. [Second Movement] [World A] I remember everything. [World B] Name the bar. [World A] The— [World B] Exactly. [World A] I remember leaving. [World B] Through which door? [World A] Normal door. [World B] Fire exit. [World A] It was still a door. [Both Independently] Technically. [Midpoint Exchange] [World A] I was completely— [World B] —out of character— [World A] —in control— [World B] —of absolutely nothing— [Combined] I WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER IN CONTROL OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. [Both] That sounds about right. [Final] [World A] Nothing happened. [World B] Everything happened. [World A] Same night? [World B] Apparently. [Both] Good night though. [Both] Good night though. [Both] Good night though.