Grandpa Seth is telling another one Of his lil cannibal bedtime stories Then instructing me on one of his Goblin, yeah not Troll, conspiracies Mom, getting mad cause he's dead Is sad too cause she's his daughter Not sure why she explained that But now is not the time for laughter Cause I got the blues Yeah, I got the blues so bad Cause we're headed to Nilbog Nilbog is Goblin spell backwards Yeah, I got the blues I got em so bad I got the I'm in Troll 2 blues My sister's boy friend's a weanie Rather hang with friends than dates Says her dad will eat his nuts off Why he always sleepin' with his mates? Says if he doesn't ditch his Lil boys Then he is going stay a lil virgin Says they aren't welcome along Cause has no plans for a threesome Cause she got the blues Yeah, she got the blues so bad Cause we're headed to Nilbog Nilbog is Goblin spell backwards Yeah, she got the blues She got em so bad She got the I'm in Troll 2 blues Dad's mad cause we're leaving late For our lil house swap vacation I'm having tree based nightmares Is not really helping this sittuation To save everyone from magic food I whip it out and take a mighty pee Dad is tightening up his belt Say'n you can't piss on hospitality Cause he got the blues Yeah, he got the blues so bad Cause we're stayin' in Nilbog Nilbog is Goblin spell backwards Yeah, he got the blues He got em so bad He got the I'm in Troll 2 blues Sister's boyfriend has lost his friends One of them was turned into tree He was last heard screaming They're eating herrrrrrrrr And next their gonna eat me His other friend died moaning Noooooo more popcornnnn And our boy is feelin' pretty blue Cause there is not yet internet porn Cause he got the blues Yeah, he got the blues so bad Cause we're stayin' in Nilbog Nilbog is Goblin spell backwards Yeah, he got the blues He got em so bad He got the I'm in Troll 2 blues Cause we got the blues Yeah, we got the blues so bad Cause we're stayin' in Nilbog Nilbog is Goblin spell backwards Yeah, we got the blues We got em so bad We got the I'm in Troll 2 blues "Who ever heard of vegetarian cannibal goblins?" "Only in Nilbog, am I right" "See ya' in hell grampa, Seth" "Joshua, out of here"
