[verse 1] Well, I wake up early in my cul-de-sac, Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-oh-hey, stretchin’ out my back. What’s that thumpin’? What’s that roar? Yodel-oh-lay, it’s Jimmy at the door! Lil’ Jimmy’s out front with his bass gone wild, Yodel-ay-HUP, that boy ain’t mild. Auto-tuned thunder, synthetic squeal, Yodel-oh-no, this can’t be real. [chorus] Yodel-ay-hee-HOO, yodel-ay-hee-NO, You call that music? That’s audio woe! Yodel-ay-hee-HONK, yodel-ay-hee-HISS, Your subwoofer’s shaking my cactus to bits! [verse 2] I tried earplugs, candles, and a neighborly tone, Yodel-ay-hmmm, just leave that beat alone. Left a note with a heart and a hopeful plea, Yodel-ay-beggin’, “turn it down for me!” But sunrise hits and here it comes, Yodel-oh-whoa, them vibrating drums! So I stood on the porch with a mighty breath, Yodel-ay-blastin’ like I’m singin’ to death. [chorus] Yodel-ay-hee-WHAT, yodel-ay-hee-WHY, That playlist screams like a bot saying goodbye. Yodel-ay-hee-BOOM, yodel-ay-hee-BLAST, Guess what, Jimmy-boy? This yodel’s built to last! [outro] Yodel-oh-lay-dee, yodel-oh-lay-DOO, If you can blast beats, I can yodel too! Yodel-oh-lay-SNAP, yodel-ay-crack-CRACK, I’m pitchin’ high notes ’til your bass runs back! Yodel-ay-HEE-haw, yodel-ay-HEE-har, I’m the Alpine echo to your rolling car!
