[instrumental intro] [bass kick] [wooooooow] [oooowwwwww] [extremely deep voice] We are the Tofu Shrimp Syndicate [chorus 1] Get a taste of this delicious tofu Makes you happy, right? [Bassdrop] [women laughing in the background] [SFX: laughing women - haha, hoho, aaah-haha] oooh-hoo, hahaha [extremely deep voice] So how about the deal? [Police Sirens in the distance] [SFX: distant police sirens - wēēē-ōōō, wēēē-ōōō] [light frightened voice] oh fuck [chorus 2] [extremely deep voice] We are the Tofu Shrimp Syndicate [instrumental outro]
