[bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes] > > > In the morning, as the sun does rise [bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes] > > > I sit down to eat my breakfast prize [bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes] > > > But the sound of bagpipes fills the air [bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes] > > > Ruining the calm of my morning affair [bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes] > > > Oh, bagpipes, bagpipes, so loud and shrill [bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes] > > > Interrupting my breakfast, spoiling the thrill [bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes] > > > Their noise clashes with my orange juice delight [bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes] > > > Oh bagpipes, why must you ruin breakfast, so bright [bagpipes][bagpipes][bagpipes]