[Instrumental Intro] Hey—hey—hey [Solo] Woo [Verse] Blower back, puck hit-chinni, spin out quick, then grin, then gritty. Bouncy hippy, twist and dip it, GI Joe-jolt, Barbie gettin’ tipsy [Verse] Hell-a sticky, shoulders twisty, goalie flinchy, whole thing is risky. Rubber breaky, puck keep it trippy, shootey, skorry, no time fini. [Chorus] Blower back, puck hit chinni, bouncy hippy, twisty turny. GI-Joe-y, Barbie breaky, hell-a-sticky, over-turny. Rubber breaky, goalie trippy, shooty, skorry— éé le biû, ouh wee! [Verse] I am scorey, so come and hug me, spinney all around me, don’t you shove me Twisty turny—owee ouchie Dang,.. -(you-o-kay?)(hhhhsssht) - I think I blew my backie. [Bridge] What? How? Wait— I said we are score, (now I'm sore) [Breakdown] Blower back. Puck it up One more spin. Take da shot! [Interlude] Da-da, da-da, badabada Da-da, da-da, badabada [Solo] Yeah! [Instrumental Outro] Hey—hey—hey [Finale] Braba dab, daba daba, badabadaba Blower back, puck hit chin— then the whole rink went dead still. Bouncy hippy, twisty turny, GI-Joe-y, Barbie breaky, hell-a-sticky, over-turny. Rubber breaky, goalie trippy, shooty, skorry— and then: KKRKRACK. I am score, so comin' hug me; twisty turny— no, really, don't. Damn... are you okay? hhhsssh... ow... I think I blew my backie. What? HHow? Well.. you heard it. BrAba dab daba daba da badabadaba daba daba da badabadaba daba daba da badabadaba daba daba da badabadaba Blower back, puck hit chinni, bouncy hippy, twisty turny. GI-Joe-y, Barbie breaky, hell-a-sticky, over-turny. Rubber breaky, goalie trippy, shooty—skorry— then the ice just gave up. OW. Blewy backY. Puck hit chinnY. Blower back, puck hit chinni, bouncy hippy, twisty turny. GI-Joe-y, Barbie breaky, hell-a-sticky, over-turny. Rubber breaky, goalie trippy, shooty, skorry— éé le biû, ouh wee! —– You thought I was done eh? I wasn’t. The second one came in harder. No warning. No room. Just clean collision, two comets locking up into one Ball of FIIRE!. Well.. yeah. I’m right here. POWOuh Weeee.
