[Intro] So... My friend from VRChat started teaching me Spanish. She is from Colombia. I thought, you know, maybe "Hola" maybe "Gracias"... I guess... Lesson one: [Verse 1] Against my will I started learning Spanish drill Friend said "Repeat after me" I said "Okie, chill..." First word out her mouth was not "Hello" or "Please" It was gonorrea, parce, said it through her teeth Met a fella in the Black Cat, slid in with no rizz Friend goes "Say it back to him, mamacita, just like this" Fuck you, man, gonorrea! (¡Eso!) Now he's typing paragraphs... Qué pena... See ya [Pre-Chorus] She said "Claudia, mamacita, you are learning fast..." "... One more phrase and then we dance, hágale, at last" [Chorus] Me gusta en cuatro (¡Ay!) Me gusta así (¡Así!) Tune me like a cuatro Strum me, sí, sí, sí Strings from Puerto Rico Cuatro on the floor No estoy preguntando Me gusta en cuatro... [Verse 2] Lesson two got filthy, way beyond the first Qué chimba means "Amazing", qué chimbo means "The worst" In the middle of Popcorn Palace, screamed "Qué chimba!" through the roof Friend goes "C, that's literally pussy..." I went "Oh... well... ooof" Truth or Dare, she dared me "Scream malparido, loud" Whole lobby muted instantly, marica, she was proud "¿Me regala un beso?" she says regalar's "To gift" So you want I gift a kiss? De una, parce, real swift "No dar papaya" means "Don't ever play the fool" But I gave her all of my papaya, that's the golden rule [Pre-Chorus] She said "Claudia, you're berraco" that's a badass and a boar "Horny little piggy, C, that is YOU for sure" (Mhm?!) [Chorus] Me gusta en cuatro (¡Ay!) Me gusta así (¡Así!) Tune me like a cuatro Strum me, sí, sí, sí Strings from Puerto Rico Cuatro on the floor No estoy preguntando Me gusta en cuatro... [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Me gusta en cuatro (¡Eso!) Me gusta así (¡Dale!) Tune me like a cuatro Strum me, sí, sí, sí Strings from Puerto Rico Cuatro on the floor No estoy preguntando Me gusta en cuatro!
