[Introduction Verse] Slippery fingers Got me again Dropped the needle Now hear I am Singing this old tune Once again Asking if you'll Give me your hand [Chorus] I dropped a pen in my oversized urethra Take a listen and hear that sound The echoing of things that shouldn't be there From the sky and from the ground [Verse 1] There's birds and bees My socks and cheese I think there's still My mother's old car keys Let me pull out a chair Just sit right there This could take a while Please, try not to stare [Trumpet solo] [Verse 2] Ding ding ding, Bang that triangle Everything's looking good here From my angle Ouch, watch the sides, Pretend you're playing operation I can sense you want to ask, and yes, I never got a circumcision [Chorus] I dropped a pen in my oversized urethra Take a listen and hear that sound The echoing of things that shouldn't be there From the sky and from the ground Peer inside and then you'll see The reason for this insanity It feels so wrong, it feels so right You can sleep in my oversized urethra tonight (Tonight) [Bridge] I can sense it somewhere baby, Keep on searching around. I know it's hard to make sense Of all of this sound (sound) (sound) (sound) Wait a minute Right there. Almost got it! OH YEA BABY! OHH YEAAAAA [Chorus] I dropped a pen in my oversized urethra Take a listen and hear that sound The echoing of things that shouldn't be there From the sky and from the ground Peer inside and then you'll see The reason for this insanity It feels so wrong, it feels so right You can sleep in my oversized urethra tonight (Tonight) [Slow down] [Verse 3] Now that all said and done And I still have your hand Please take this pen back Because it's yours I won't drop stuff of yours In my urethra again [Dramatic outro] ("Hey, I was looking for that!") [Slow down] [Verse 3] Now that all Is said and done And I still have your hand Please take this pen back Because it was yours all along I won't drop your stuff In my urethra again [outro] ("Hey, I was looking for that!")
