Drama Llama (Cat Tattoo Version)

--- --- --- --- - DRAMA LLAMA (NO SHEARING REQUIRED) Intro (spoken, over distorted bass): Yeah… Why it always somethin’? Why it always you? Drama… Llama… LET’S GO [HOOK staccato string section] Drama llama, spittin’ alpaca trauma Every damn day is a brand new saga Front porch meltdown, Broadway monologue Whole damn life lookin’ like a TikTokologue Drama llama, wool full of complaints Chewin’ on the past like gum with a taste I’m rainin’ on your circus, poppin’ tents for fun SHUT. IT. DOWN. Drama llama — DONE [chant] Drama! Llama! Drama! Llama! [VERSE 1: staccato string section] Every day a crisis, every text a TED Talk You don’t got problems, you got a stress blog Doorbell ring — guess who with a breakdown I ain’t even got shoes on, calm down You recycle beef like it’s eco-friendly Same damn story, just louder and lengthy I could remix your whining, slap it on a beat Platinum plaque: Victimhood Vol. 3 I’d sing it back to you, auto-tune pain “Why me? Why now? Why always rain?” Sound so wild even Siri like “Ma’am… please… seek help… goodnight.” [PRE-HOOK] Grateful? Nah, that ain’t your brand You’d complain in paradise drink in hand Sun too bright, sand too sandy Air too free — life so damn demanding [HOOK] Drama llama, spittin’ alpaca trauma Every damn day is a different saga You bring the drama straight to my door When all you gotta do is drop it on the floor Drama llama, wool full of complaints Chewin’ on the past like it’s gourmet pain I’m rainin’ on your circus, poppin’ tents for fun SHUT. IT. DOWN. Drama llama — DONE [VERSE 2: acoustic strumming] You go on and on and then go on more Story got chapters, footnotes, encore Plot twist? Nah, same damn scene You versus life, sponsored by caffeine You say the sky’s fallin’, I check the weather It’s sunny, you just hate joy altogether You trauma-dump like it’s cardio I need a helmet just to say hello You make me wanna scream into pillows Run barefoot into traffic, dodge geese and potholes I’m tempted some days, I ain’t proud of the thought But damn, your mouth need a mute button — locked [PRE-HOOK 2] Be thankful once, just try that lane You might find peace, less brain pain Think it through, give gratitude a spin Instead of spinning circles in your own damn wind [BREAKDOWN: 215 BPM] SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP PLEASE BACK SEAT BACK SEAT TAKE A BACK SEAT [VERSE 3] Get off that high horse, it’s malnourished You feed it drama, wonder why it’s flourishing You your own source, self-made storm Complaining so hard you bend space-time norms Your words got force, hurricane speech You flood the room, then ask “Why you leave?” I’m beggin’ you stop, I’m beggin’ you pause This ain’t passion — it’s emotional claws [FINAL HOOK: distorted deep triangle glass] Drama llama, ringmaster pain Whole damn circus trapped in your brain Spotlight on you, every tear gets claps Standing ovation for mental relapses Drama llama, final call Pack it up, curtain fall I’m rainin’ on your circus, poppin’ tents for fun SHUT. IT. DOWN. Drama llama — DONE OUTRO (spoken): Deep breath. Drop the drama. Pet the llama. Walk away.