ZERO ZERO [Intro] (Stylophone fades in, goofy little melody) The club is the best place... Try the drama the next day. (tiny pause) Oh, try that drama when next we see in the club, that's alright. Yeah, you should be living that life. Mhmm... (talking while dragging the tune) Sounds creepy, huh? (beat slowly enters) --- [Verse 1] Ohhh, I think you found yourself on the rug, Something in the room got everybody looking up. Cuz something in the air doesn't feel right, Everybody dancing but nobody sees the sign. Left foot, right foot, moving kinda slow, Somebody said my name, but I don't even know. Lights go yellow, then they turn blue, I look at you like, "Did that just happen too?" (beat briefly disappears) Probably nothing. (beat returns) Probably. --- [Pre-Chorus] I-I think you guess the same, Because something is out of place. Brought my phone in my back pocket, Now it's ringing in my face. Say-Say-Say my name, Why you looking at me like that? Say-Say-Say my name... Badnick. (short pause) Wait, who? --- [Chorus] Hello, yellow, Tell me when it's gonna be a zero-zero. Just tell me when I'm about to be a hero-hero. Just be a-a... (Ha!) Just be a-a... Hello, yellow, Everybody moving like a slow-mo video. Tell me why the ceiling's doing something I don't know. Just be a-a... (Ha!) Just be a-a... Zero. --- [Post-Chorus] (goofy synth melody) Da-da-da-da, Don't look behind you. Da-da-da-da, I wasn't talking to you. Da-da-da-da, Why'd the lights go low? Da-da-da-da... Zero-zero. --- [Verse 2] Someone left a jacket on the chair, Nobody knows who put it there. DJ says, "We're going up tonight," Then the speaker makes a very strange sound twice. I said, "Keep dancing, everything's okay," Then somebody's shadow went the opposite way. Maybe I'm tired, maybe I'm confused, Maybe the club just has a really bad mood. (spoken) That's normal, right? 'tiny silence) Right? --- [Pre-Chorus 2] I-I think you feel the same, Something's messing with the place. Got my phone inside my back pocket, Still somebody's calling my name. Say-Say-Say my name, Now the whole room knows it too. Say-Say-Say my name... Badnick. (beat cuts) ...Who invited Badnick? --- [Chorus] Hello, yellow, Tell me when it's gonna be a zero-zero. Just tell me when I'm about to be a hero-hero. Just be a-a... (Ha!) Just be a-a... Hello, yellow, Everybody jumping like we're made of Jell-O. Tell me why I'm dancing with a guy named Romeo. Just be a-a... (Ha!) Just be a-a... Zero. --- [Bridge] (BPM drops to 30) Ooooh... Something's moving in the hallway. Ooooh... Someone's laughing but it's far away. Maybe it's the music, Maybe it's the lights, Maybe I'm imagining Everything tonight. (whispered) Don't turn around. ... Why did you turn around? (beat suddenly kicks back in) --- [Final Chorus] HELLO, YELLOW! Tell me when it's gonna be a zero-zero! Just tell me when I'm about to be a hero-hero! Just be a-a! HA! Just be a-a! HELLO, YELLOW! Everybody screaming like a stereo! Tell me why we're running when we came here for the show! Just be a-a! HA! Just be a-a! ZERO-ZERO! --- [Outro] (music becomes increasingly ridiculous) Zero-zero... Hero-hero... Yellow-yellow... Badnick... (stylophone melody returns) The club is the best place. Probably. (beat stops) ... Zero.
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