Ask me, if I’d wrestle a gator Well, I would Strut out the Everglades with python-skin boots you know I could I’m Miss Know-Nothing Quick, do something Hold me close so I feel you poking in my side with the tip of the knife you got me excited Oh, oh, Florida Man you’ll make a headline before you ever make one honest cent Oh, oh, Florida Man you’ll rob an Arby’s in broad daylight using a dildo and a mannequin hand My Florida Man Afterhours, that’s when we thrive when the sun’s down, we break out the moonshine. i’m yours, and you are mine an invasive species on an epic decline oh, oh Florida Man skippin out on bail to take me to Disney World so we can ride Space Mountain again oh, oh Florida Man you didn’t ask to be born here but you’ll be damned if you don’t live up to the reputation.
