Karen Air Chronicles (v7 K-Cabin Crew mix)

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(Intro) 
 "Uh... good morning folks, this is Captain Miller. Welcome aboard Karen Flight 1-0-1. Sit tight for the next three hours on the tarmac. Enjoy the view."

(Verse 1) 
Gate Agent says "Group One," but the whole crowd surges
Like a zombie apocalypse, they got those boarding urges
Elbows out, eyes locked on that overhead gold
Snatching up the bin space like it’s never gonna fold.
Meet "Ritual Rick," he’s blocking up the aisle
Setting up his nest with a distracted smile.

(Verse 2) 
But wait check the vibe in 4A and B
A little "cabin fever" that I’m happy to see
Jet set beauties with the sun kissed glow
Walking down the aisle in a slow-mo show.
One asks for water with a wink and a smile
Suddenly, I don’t mind staying here for a while.

(Verse 3) 
"생선 요리와 닭고기 요리 중에서 선택해 주시겠습니까?"

I’m staring at her badge, then I’m staring at the tray
My brain is in a fog, I got nothing to say
Five seconds ticking by, just a blank-faced stare
Looking for a clue but there’s nothing but air.

"Sir? I say... you wantee feesh? Or you wantee chick-un? Feesh... or chick-un? Decide now, please!"

(Pre-Chorus)
"Uh... folks, we’re experiencing a slight bit of turbulence. Keep those seatbelts tight. Also, we’re out of chicken. Don't ask."

(Chorus) 
Oh, we’re thirty thousand feet in a flying zoo
Just watching all the wild things passengers do
From the overhead shuffle to the call button chime
We’re all just trapped together in borrowed time.

(Verse 4) 
Now look at "Gadget Gail" in seat 14B
She’s a one-woman tech-support symphony
Up and down, up and down, every five minutes
Opening the bin is there any limit?
Searching for a cable, then a power bank, then a snack

Click-clack, slam! Now she’s gotta go back.

(Bridge) 
"Uh... we’re flying over something flat. Look left." 
"Uh... cabin crew, please prepare for a sudden drop in expectations."

(Verse 5) 
The "Bladder Runner" wakes up from a deep, dark sleep
Rushes to the front with a desperate leap
Then the "Sneaky Duo" tiptoeing to the rear
Two people in one bathroom? The mission is clear.
Good luck in that closet, it’s a tight squeeze
Hope you don’t hit the "Flush" and bring us to our knees!

(Outro)
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have landed. The local time is 2400 and the temperature is really HOT."

"We ask that you please remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened and keep the aisles clear until we have arrived at the gate and the captain has turned off the Fasten Seatbelt sign."

("CLICK-CLACK" of 200 seatbelts undoing. Sudden chaos grunting, overhead bins slamming open, bags hitting the floor, "Excuse me!" "Watch out!")

"저희 항공사를 이용해 주셔서 진심으로 감사합니다. 안녕히 가십시오." "Have-uh nice-uh day! Ba-bye! Have-uh nice-uh day!"

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(Intro) "Uh... good morning folks, this is Captain Miller. Welcome aboard Karen Flight 1-0-1. Sit tight for the next three hours on the tarmac. Enjoy the view." (Verse 1) Gate Agent says "Group One," but the whole crowd surges Like a zombie apocalypse, they got those boarding urges Elbows out, eyes locked on that overhead gold Snatching up the bin space like it’s never gonna fold. Meet "Ritual Rick," he’s blocking up the aisle Setting up his nest with a distracted smile. (Verse 2) But wait check the vibe in 4A and B A little "cabin fever" that I’m happy to see Jet set beauties with the sun kissed glow Walking down the aisle in a slow-mo show. One asks for water with a wink and a smile Suddenly, I don’t mind staying here for a while. (Verse 3) "생선 요리와 닭고기 요리 중에서 선택해 주시겠습니까?" I’m staring at her badge, then I’m staring at the tray My brain is in a fog, I got nothing to say Five seconds ticking by, just a blank-faced stare Looking for a clue but there’s nothing but air. "Sir? I say... you wantee feesh? Or you wantee chick-un? Feesh... or chick-un? Decide now, please!" (Pre-Chorus) "Uh... folks, we’re experiencing a slight bit of turbulence. Keep those seatbelts tight. Also, we’re out of chicken. Don't ask." (Chorus) Oh, we’re thirty thousand feet in a flying zoo Just watching all the wild things passengers do From the overhead shuffle to the call button chime We’re all just trapped together in borrowed time. (Verse 4) Now look at "Gadget Gail" in seat 14B She’s a one-woman tech-support symphony Up and down, up and down, every five minutes Opening the bin is there any limit? Searching for a cable, then a power bank, then a snack Click-clack, slam! Now she’s gotta go back. (Bridge) "Uh... we’re flying over something flat. Look left." "Uh... cabin crew, please prepare for a sudden drop in expectations." (Verse 5) The "Bladder Runner" wakes up from a deep, dark sleep Rushes to the front with a desperate leap Then the "Sneaky Duo" tiptoeing to the rear Two people in one bathroom? The mission is clear. Good luck in that closet, it’s a tight squeeze Hope you don’t hit the "Flush" and bring us to our knees! (Outro) "Ladies and gentlemen, we have landed. The local time is 2400 and the temperature is really HOT." "We ask that you please remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened and keep the aisles clear until we have arrived at the gate and the captain has turned off the Fasten Seatbelt sign." ("CLICK-CLACK" of 200 seatbelts undoing. Sudden chaos grunting, overhead bins slamming open, bags hitting the floor, "Excuse me!" "Watch out!") "저희 항공사를 이용해 주셔서 진심으로 감사합니다. 안녕히 가십시오." "Have-uh nice-uh day! Ba-bye! Have-uh nice-uh day!"

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