[Verse 1] She’s got a passion, a love, a desire I’m speaking the truth yeah cause I’m no liar She has re-written all of the rules She has forsaken all our morals [Verse 2] She wants to swing now maybe both ways Said all these thoughts are filling her days Said my friend she’s so pretty She said my friend so pretty [Chorus] My girls got a stupid obsession She thinks that my friend is her possession I told her darling I like the mundane I’d rather drink cola, than sip champagne [Verse 3] But she’s got a passion, a love, a desire I’m speaking the truth now cause I’m not a liar I like vanilla, and I like plain To my friend, how the hell do I explain [Verse 4] She’s got a passion, a love a desire She wants to set my friend’s bed off on fire She has re-written all of our rules She has forsaken all our morals [Verse 5] She’s got a passion, a love, a desire I’m speaking the truth yeah cause I’m no liar She has re-written all of the rules She has don’t care for morals [Verse 6] Girl this aint no good now for me I only want long term monogamy I told you darling I like the mundane I’d rather drink cola, than be sipping champagne [Chorus] My girls got a stupid obsession She wants my friend as her next possession I told her darling I like the mundane I’d rather drink cola, than sip champagne [Outro] How the hell to my friend do I explain I wished she liked vanilla I wish she liked it plain I wish it liked it plain
