[Verse 1] Spawned in on the gray clay, waiting for the drop The generator’s ticking at the back of the shop Daddy Dappy’s crouching, putting wood inside the frame Says, "We gotta build a defense or we’re gonna lose the game" Happy Dappy’s hoarding all the iron in the chest She bought a pair of shears but she forgot to buy a vest I look across the void and see the Red Team start to build It’s a squad of AI bots and they look perfectly skilled [Pre-Chorus] Got four gold ingots, gotta make a choice I hear the panic rising in my teammate’s voice Quick buy, sixteen blocks of white wool Keep your inventory stacked and your hunger bar full [Chorus] We’re bridging to the middle on a one-block line Don’t look down, everything is fine Protect the bed, keep the pillow safe We gotta lock it up just in case Just a wooden sword and a leather hat We gotta be quick, no time to chat Building up, building up, don’t you fall This is a beds war after all [Verse 2] We made it to the diamond gen, upgraded all the traps But the bots are speed-bridging, closing up the gaps They move like calculators, perfect clicks and perfect aim Happy Dappy’s yelling, "They’re not playing fair, it’s lame!" A fireball is coming, whistling strictly through the air Daddy Dappy takes the hit, he’s knocked into the stair They’re pillar-ing above us, dropping TNT like rain I’m eating golden apples just to mitigate the pain [Pre-Chorus] Got four emeralds now, gotta make a choice There’s real determination in my teammate’s voice Quick buy, diamond armor and a pot' We gotta push 'em back, give it all we got [Chorus] We’re fighting in the middle on a one-block line Don’t look down, everything is fine Defend the bed, keep the obsidian tight Don’t let ‘em blow it up tonight Got an iron sword and a shiny hat We're not gonna lose to a copycat Blocking up, blocking up, watch the wall This is a beds war after all [Verse 3] A loud cracking sound, our bed is finally gone "Bed Destruction" on the screen, no respawning from now on It’s a 2v1, the bots are hunting us for sport But Daddy Dappy’s clutching up inside the enemy fort I throw a pearl and land right behind their backs Knocks 'em off the edge with three consecutive attacks The final bot is glitching, stuck inside a block of stone We corner him together so he can’t escape the zone [Pre-Chorus] The game is almost over, gotta make a choice I hear the celebration in my teammate’s voice Quick buy, Ender Dragon buff is here We’re gonna wipe the map, keep the vision clear [Chorus] We won it in the middle on a one-block line Don’t look down, victory is fine Forgot the bed, didn’t need it anyway We sent the robots back to yesterday Diamond sword and a crown for a hat And that is simply a matter of fact Cleaning up, cleaning up, standing tall Best game ever, after all [Outro] [Spoken] GG in the chat. Back to the lobby. ... ... ... Click.
