Verse 1 Saturday rush, line out the case Tickets printing like a paper chase You said “family thing” with a serious face Real convincing… gold star, A+ Assistant said “funeral, gotta reset” Whole fake story, fully commit Meanwhile we’re drowning in orders and stress Yeah, don’t worry — we’ll handle it ⸻ Pre-Chorus Funny thing about a lie that’s clean It unravels quick on a glowing screen One scroll, one post, one tagged face Now the truth is center stage ⸻ Chorus RSVP: Lied Dress code: alibi Left us here on a Saturday While you played dress-up somewhere nice RSVP: Lied Hope the pics came out right ‘Cause we saw you in the background Smiling like you didn’t leave us behind ⸻ Verse 2 Bridal white, champagne toast Guess that’s where the effort goes Manager posted? No, of course But you can’t hide from somebody else’s post Zoomed in once, didn’t take much There you are, clear as day, no rush Sitting pretty, laughing loud While we’re running short-staffed in the crowd ⸻ Pre-Chorus It’s not where you went, let’s be real It’s the part where you fake the deal Could’ve said it straight, took the day But you chose the script — now here we stay ⸻ Chorus RSVP: Lied Dress code: alibi Left us here on a Saturday While you played pretend somewhere nice RSVP: Lied Truth don’t stay offline You can clock out, but not outrun A screenshot at the perfect time ⸻ Bridge Next shift, act like nothing’s wrong Same old “let’s move along” But the room got quiet in a different way Yeah, we all saw it yesterday Respect’s not in where you go It’s in the things you let us know You broke that over champagne flutes For two hours and a photo booth ⸻ Breakdown “Family party”… “Funeral reset”… Right. ⸻ Chorus RSVP: Lied No need to justify We already got the invitation From your social media timeline RSVP: Lied Yeah, we’re all just fine Just remember next time you leave— We remember every time ⸻ Outro Enjoy the party… We covered your shift
