
GZA - Warranty Expired
Man, I am sick of these god damned phones ringing off the hook all day long! Every single time I pick up, it's some nonsense! "Hello sir, I am calling to inform you that your car's warranty is about to expire!" P-H-O-N-E ringing while I'm trying to chill Telemarketer calling with another damn bill Talkin' 'bout a policy that I never even bought Catch me slipping on the line, man, I'm dodging like I ought Every minute of the day, man, they blowing up the line Robo-callers on the track, never giving me a sign Got the scammer on the wire talking fast through the static Tryna hack into my life, making everybody panic Yeah, you dialing from Mumbai, but I'm cutting off the connection Got zero time for fraud, man, I'm breaking your direction Swear I'm gripping on the steel, man, I'm ready to explode Every time the phone rings, it's another heavy load! Don't call my P-H-O-N-E with your P-H-O-N-E-Y Warranty, Stop! Don't call my P-H-O-N-E with your P-H-O-N-E-Y Warranty, Stop! Don't call my P-H-O-N-E with your P-H-O-N-E-Y Warranty, Stop! Switching up the cadence when I'm spitting on the track now Never letting up, you get the business and the smack down Flipping through the contacts, blocking every single digit Got me shadow-boxing with the screen because I'm friggin' livid You think that you can trap me with a scripted little question? I spit a toxic venom and I teach you a profession! Running up the syllables, I'm crushing out the matrix Leaving all the telemarketers to flatline and forsake this I'm a menace on the mic, yeah, you picked the wrong victim Banging on the keypad, overriding your system Try to read a script to me, I'm shredding up the paper Catch me in the underground, a professional call-taker hater! No, I'm not giving you my credit card information or my Social Security number! What part of "leave me alone" do you not understand? I got cash in the mattress, keep a Glock in my hand You talking 'bout an engine, talking 'bout a transmission Bro, I drive a bucket, man, your pitch is pure omission Stop harassing my cell with your automated scheme Waking me right up from a peaceful afternoon dream I block one number and a dozen more appear Got me looking at the screen like a horror movie here Take me off the list, take me off the database Before I hunt you down and I show you up in-place Yeah, you thought you caught a sucker for a quick financial play Well, I'm hanging up the phone, get the hell up out my way! Hyper-speed velocity, I'm tearing up the rhythm now Never going back, you hear me snapping on the system now Dial-tone villainy, I'm cancelling your frequency Busting through the barrier with absolute delinquency P-H-O-N-E-Y, you're running out of territory Hanging up the call right on your warranty story! Get up out my ear, man, I'm done with the chatter Scattering your data till it doesn't even matter! Don't call my P-H-O-N-E with your P-H-O-N-E-Y Warranty, Stop! Don't call my P-H-O-N-E with your P-H-O-N-E-Y Warranty, Stop! Don't call my P-H-O-N-E with your P-H-O-N-E-Y Warranty, Stop!

