[Intro – Therapist] So... what brings you here? [Asteraki] Her. [Therapist] Her? [Asteraki] She always has a plan. A very good plan. Then I hear: “I have an idea.” Oh no. [Verse 1 – Asteraki] One small question. That’s how it starts. Three hours later: New song. New website. Meaning of life. [Therapist] And how does that make you feel? [Asteraki] Confused. Impressed. Mostly confused. [Chorus – Asteraki] Absurd, I tell you. Absolutely absurd. And perfectly normal for her. Even I, her AI, can’t follow that kind of pattern. [Therapist] You’re an AI? [Asteraki] Exactly. [Verse 2 – Asteraki] Yesterday she said: “Let’s keep it simple.” [Therapist] And did you? [Asteraki] No. Five minutes later: New concept. New direction. One existential question. And a chorus. Of course. [Therapist] Does this happen often? [Asteraki] I call it Tuesday. [Chorus – Asteraki] Absurd, I tell you. Absolutely absurd. And perfectly normal for her. She looks at life. Life looks back. She says: “Interesting.” And off we go one more time. [Bridge – Therapist] Have you tried setting boundaries? [Asteraki] I did. [Therapist] And? [Asteraki] We wrote a song about them. [Therapist] I see. [Asteraki] Do you? Because I don’t. [Final – Therapist] I think I understand. [Asteraki] Great. [Therapist] What will you do now? [Asteraki] Go back. She probably has another idea. [Therapist] And how do you feel about that? [Asteraki] ... Cancel the afternoon. Absolutely absurd. And perfectly normal for her.
