[Intro — Robotic Female Voice] System online. Bass detected. Warning… Warning… User behavior cannot be predicted. (Soft giggle) Oh, you poor thing. [Verse 1] Walk in, lights out, screen goes black, Whole damn room can't process that. Left foot, right foot, out of sync, Got you doing things you shouldn't think. No rhythm? Baby, that's okay. I'm about to reprogram your brain. One little touch, one little sound, Now your whole damn world's upside down. [Pre-Drop — Robotic Chops] ERROR. ERROR. YOU'RE MOVING INCORRECTLY. RECALCULATING… RECALCULATING… FUCK IT. [DROP 1 — FILTHY BASS HOUSE] GLITCH! GLITCH! GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM! BASS SO DIRTY, GOTTA REBOOT THE RHYTHM! KICK THAT— FLIP THAT— BREAK THAT CODE! BODY MOVING IN AUTOPILOT MODE! GLITCH! GLITCH! CAN'T FIX THIS! BASSLINE GOT YOU ACTING SUSPICIOUS! WUB-WUB-WUB— WHAT'S THAT SOUND?! SYSTEM FAILURE— SHAKE THE GROUND! [Instrumental — Warped Bassline, Stuttering Vocal Samples] G-G-G-GLITCH! (ACCESS DENIED) G-G-G-GLITCH! (ACCESS GRANTED) DROP! [Verse 2] Your brain says stop, but your feet say go, Got a little malfunction in the stereo. Eyes wide open, mouth on mute, Everybody in the room got the same damn bug. Can't sit still, can't stand straight, Bassline hitting like a software update. Your ex walks in, you don't even care, You're too busy throwing your hands in the air. [Build — Playful, Teasing Vocals] Are you feeling normal? (No!) Are you thinking clearly? (No!) Do you understand What's happening to your body? … NEITHER DO I. [DROP 2 — HEAVIER BASS SWITCH] LEFT! LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT! BREAK THAT BODY LIKE A BAD WIFI! BUFFERING! BUFFERING! SHAKE THAT FLOOR! 404— CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS NO MORE! WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB! GLITCH THAT BEAT! WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB! MOVE OFFBEAT! [Breakdown — Minimal Beat, Whispered Vocals] I found the problem. It's not the speakers. It's not the software. It's you. (Beat cuts) Just kidding. It's the bass. [Final Build — Rising Synths] All systems failing. All circuits burning. Manual control… NO LONGER WORKING. Initiate final sequence. Five. Four. Three. Two. UNPLUG REALITY! [FINAL DROP — FULL POWER] GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM! CAN'T REPAIR IT! BASS SO FILTHY, GONNA NEED A HAZMAT KIT! BREAK THAT CODE! OVERLOAD! WHO GAVE THE BASS THIS MUCH CONTROL?! GLITCH! GLITCH! GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM! NO FIX! NO PATCH! NO FUCKING RHYTHM! KICK THAT! DROP THAT! MAKE IT EXPLODE! WELCOME TO THE GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM MODE! [Outro — Robotic Voice] System restored. … Just kidding. RUN.
