[INTRO – HYPE VOICE] “Welcome ladies and gents… to the grand finale of human stupidity!” [VERSE 1] Gold medal clicker, smashing the mouse, Spilled Red Bull all over the house. Champion of passwords: one-two-three, Forgot it again? Give him a trophy! [PRE-CHORUS] Wi-Fi’s gone, call IT, It’s not plugged in — obviously. Printer jam, oh what a shame, Welcome to the idiot games! [CHORUS] It’s the Twat Olympics, boot it up wrong, Delete System32, sing along! Ctrl + Alt + Oops, crowd goes wild, Every tech fail ranked and filed! [VERSE 2] USB upside down, try again, Flip it once more, still in vain. Excel crashed, lost the file, Throw your laptop, rage in style. [PRE-CHORUS] Wi-Fi’s gone, call IT, It’s not plugged in — obviously. Printer jam, oh what a shame, Welcome to the idiot games! [CHORUS] It’s the Twat Olympics, boot it up wrong, Delete System32, sing along! Ctrl + Alt + Oops, crowd goes wild, Every tech fail ranked and filed! [BRIDGE – ANNOUNCER VOICE] “And in lane three: Sandra, forwarding the scam email… AGAIN! What a performance!” [FINAL CHORUS – FULL CHAOS] It’s the Twat Olympics, boot it up wrong, Delete System32, sing along! Ctrl + Alt + Oops, crowd goes wild, Every tech fail ranked and filed! [OUTRO – DEADPAN HYPE VOICE] “Ladies and gentlemen, give them a hand — they’ve broken the internet. Literally.”
