[Intro - Sound FX: Coffee pouring, axe sharpening] [Deep Male Spoken Word] Black coffee... sharpened axe. All I want... is peace in the house. [Aggressive Female Voice - Shouted] Peace? Boredom! I'm drawing the blades! Sledgie, it's time for a QUEST! [Upbeat Folk Metal Beat Drop] [Verse 1 - Lead Female Power Vocal] Look at me Sledgie, my axe starts to shine! You sit at the table, pretending you’re fine! Out in the mist, glory waits in the dark, While you drink your coffee without any spark! I want the thrill, I want riddles and traps, An axe in my hand, no time for your naps! We need some room, man, did you forget? Or are you too cozy and filled with regret? [Verse 2 - Deep Male Vocal, Aggressive Fast Rap] Hold on, Dworina, look at the slate! Our pockets are empty, reality’s fate! Three copper coins, that’s all that we got, No gold for a cradle, no roof for a cot! A dwarf child needs shelter, a roof that won't burn, Not a Minotaur waiting at every single turn! You wanna get married? First show me a plan, Responsibility's what makes a true man! [Chorus - Duet, Female Lead with Male Backing] [Female] No gold, no future, I walk with a cane! [Male] No sense, no foundation, you stubborn brain! [Both] Between love and the blade, through smoke and the fire! Three gold coins in the bag, the battle gets higher! [Verse 3 - Lead Female Power Vocal] You've grown so cautious, where did courage go? Leaving me stranded while the dark winds blow! I am a warrior, I'll fight on my own! Into the cavern... ALONE ON THE THRONE! [Male Interruption - Shouted] You will regret this! [Verse 4 - Deep Male Lead Vocal] I think of tomorrow, no time to be weak, I'll pack up my gear for the gold that we seek! Stay in the hut if you fear the domain, I'm hunting the treasure through thunder and rain! [Slamming Door Sound Effect] [Female Voice - Screaming Raw Emotion] SLEDGIE, YOU STUBBORN BLOCKHEAD! [Bridge - Deep Male Voice Solo, Atmospheric Rap] I'm trudging through forests, the wind in my beard, I'll show her who's right, I am fighting feared. The sulfur in air, and the birds fade away, Before the dark runes, shadows dance in decay... [Outro - Sinister Evil Villain Voice, Spoken Dark Whisper, No Beats] Look at him now... little hero Sledgie. All alone... No companions. No angry dwarf bride. Get him!
