[Intro] No, you dont know, no (yeah, you just don’t get it) Yo, row, ho-oh (ah. (Ah. (Ah. (Ah. (Ah.))))) They just don’t know, no, they just don’t get it (NO!) They don’t know, no they just don’t get it I said what i said! (They just don’t get it) [Verse 1] So, curiosity killed the cat But then satisfaction brought him back How come, you think, they ain’t tell us that? (HUH?!) I’m a jack of all trades, and a master ‘a none And oftentimes that’s BETTA’ than a Master of ONE! [Chorus] Told us “money is the root of all evil” But the love of money is the root from which all evil grows (all-kinds) Said “the, proof is in the pudding” But the proof of the pudding is in the EATING (YO!) We don’t remember that, tho All that glisters! (Glisters!) Glisters! (Glisters!) ~ ain’t. Ain’t gold. It’s lit. Ruley. Terrific [‘ding’ sound] [Verse 2] Always used to tell us “the exception proves the rule” Now we come to find out: the exception is a TOOL Said “money can’t buy happiness” But it really can’t guarantee it Tried to tell us “history repeats itself” While most often rhymes… [Chorus] Told us “money is the root of all evil” But the love of money is the root from which all evil grows (all-kinds) Said “the, proof is in the pudding” But the proof of the pudding is in the EATING (YO!) We don’t remember that, tho All that glisters! (Glisters!) Glisters! (Glisters!) ~ ain’t. Ain’t gold. It’s lit. Ruley. Terrific [Bridge] Said it was “survival of the fittest” But fittest don’t mean stronger It means well adapted (yeah yeah) Preachin’ “pull yourself up by your boot straps… [Spoken] Y’all know that’s physically impossible, right? [‘ding’ sound] [Chorus] Told us “money is the root of all evil” But the love of money is the root from which all evil grows (all-kinds) Said “the, proof is in the pudding” But the proof of the pudding is in the EATING (YO!) We don’t remember that, tho All that glisters! (Glisters!) Glisters! (Glisters!) ~ ain’t. Ain’t gold. It’s lit. Ruley. Terrific [Outro] When I’m in Rome I fast Saturdays When I’m not I don’t…
