[Verse 1] Goodnight my mayo girl I'm a little frightened of the dark There's nowhere in this world I'd rather be And with this remark she turned and smiled So easily I was hers [Verse 2] Well I didn't want to leave her but she knew I had to go She didn't know how to cope So saw her when I could and I thought she understood now This whole thing's bizarre and now you say I've gone way too far [Chorus] You have to hold on hard now to keep it running more You have to find those stars to keep on wishing now Mayonnaise ain't the answer to everything no But neither am I Neither am I [Verse 3] Goodnight my mayo girl You know your motive isn't good Like turning clay to pearl I'd change you if I could now I don't mean to sound so threatening But sit here loading my gun [Chorus] You have to hold on hard now to keep it running more You have to find those stars to keep on wishing now Mayonnaise ain't the answer to everything no But neither am I Neither am I [Bridge] I like to hear you out To leave me in no doubt But roundabout now I'm gonna listen To all your reasons and excuses your temporary truces You leave me with no choice [Chorus] You have to hold on hard now to keep it running more You have to find those stars to keep on wishing now Mayonnaise ain't the answer to everything no But neither am I Neither am I
