[Intro] [Questioning, hopeful string section solo] Some salads are easy, Just chop all things apart, Mix them within a bowl, And then, just eat it (Just eat it) (Just eat it) But what if thou didst desire Something more? (There must be more out there) (There's a salad for me out there) (somewhere) (somewhere) (somewhere, for me) Then, my friend, come hither, And listen unto me [Uplifting, whimsical, exciting instrumental] Take some ground cherries (Delicious, delicious ground cherries) Cut them each in twain, And put them in the bowl Take thy pattypan squash (Lovely, lovely squash) Cut them thin, and sear them, And put them in the bowl Take thy kale (Amazing kale) (much wow) Massage it ever so, so gently, And put it in the bowl [Grandiose, orchestra swells] The final thing thou wilt wish to add (What is it? What is it?) (Tell us, we pray) Why, that would be... Goat cheese [Punchy] Olive oil, Lemon, Salt and pepper Shall make a fine dressing And then— (And then?) And then..... Just eat it (Just eat it) (Just eat it) (Just eat it) (Just eat it)
