Wherever I Doth Stray

[MEDIEVAL RAP-ROCK][RENAISSANCE PARTY ANTHEM] [104 BPM][4/4][BOUNCY][IRREVERENT] [MALE VOCAL ENSEMBLE][TAVERN ENERGY] [START] [INTRO] [MALE RAP – COCKY, NASAL, RHYTHMIC] [LUTE – BOUNCY RIFF][TABOR – PUNCHY] [GANG VOCALS – ROWDY RESPONSES] Wherever I doth stray, Wenches always say, Sir Charles of Scene hath girth obscene, That he loveth to display! (HARLOT!) Wherever I doth stray, Wenches always say, Sir Charles of Scene hath girth obscene, That he loveth to display! [VERSE 1] [MALE RAP – BRASH, PLAYFUL, FAST] [LUTE – SYNCOPATED][BASS – BOUNCY] [TABOR – TIGHT BACKBEAT][CITTERN – STABS] Wake late, head aches, need beer, Wash face, lace boots, trim beard. Mother's abed, so I'll drink me a cup, Then chase me some wenches ere the sun cometh up! No rent, coin spent, Been sleeping in stables since ten. If the ale runs dry, I'll surely lose it, Come, lads, get to it, do it, get ruined! [CHORUS] [MALE SUNG LEAD – ROUGH, MELODIC, ANTHEMIC] [MALE GANG VOCALS – LOUD UNISON] [FULL ENSEMBLE][STOMPS][HANDCLAPS] [HURDY-GURDY – DRIVING][SHAWM – ACCENTS] Come, get this revel started! Let's keep those tankards sloshing! So raise thy cups and get thee drunk, We'll keep those ankles showing! Come, get this revel started! Let's keep those tankards sloshing! So raise thy cups and get thee drunk, We'll keep those ankles showing! [VERSE 2] [SECOND MALE RAP – LOWER, GRITTY, COCKY] [DRUMS – TIGHT][LUTE – PERCUSSIVE] [BASS – HEAVY][COMIC AD-LIBS] When ale starts flowing, Mine loins begin their scheming. Wenches flock to gaze at me, And I admire their bosoms greatly! Fine breasts with ample filling, Unlace thy gown, I'm willing! Calm thyself, 'tis but a hickey, Blame it on the ale that's got me tipsy! Drink fast and enjoy thy buzz, Take back roads to dodge the fuzz. I'd take thee home, but thy friends won't let ya, Got a keg strapped to mine old mare, Hesta! Buy ale or pay the rent? Mine last three crowns are quickly spent. So I'll flog mine flesh like a butcher's apprentice, And charm thy fair maiden with wicked intentions! [CHORUS] [MALE SUNG LEAD – ANTHEMIC] [MALE GANG VOCALS – SHOUTING] [FULL ENSEMBLE][STOMPS][HANDCLAPS] [SHAWM – BRIGHT FILLS] Come, get this revel started! Let's keep those tankards sloshing! So raise thy cups and get thee drunk, We'll keep those ankles showing! Come, get this revel started! Let's keep those tankards sloshing! So raise thy cups and get thee drunk, We'll keep those ankles showing! [VERSE 3] [THIRD MALE RAP – RASPY, AGGRESSIVE, ROWDY] [FAST RHYTHMIC DELIVERY] [LUTE – CHOPPING][TABOR – PUNCHY] [HURDY-GURDY – GRITTY][GANG AD-LIBS] Come, get this tavern jumping, Let's see those drunkards chugging! I want to see those wenches dancing, Against mine loins whilst I start prancing! Come, fair maids, I bid thee drinking, I want to see thy good sense shrinking! Make thy move, I saw thee winking, Wicked thoughts are what I'm thinking! I care not if thou'rt drunk or not, Turn the lutes up, give all thou'st got! Grab two wenches, pour three shots, We'll revel all night till the watchmen knock! To hell with rules, let's drain the keg, I've ale in hand and a wench on each leg! When the watch arrives, I'll raise mine finger, For I give no fucks—I'm the designated drinker! [FINAL CHORUS] [MALE SUNG LEAD – FULL FORCE] [MALE GANG CHOIR – DRUNKEN, BOISTEROUS] [ALL INSTRUMENTS][STOMPS][CLAPS] [SHAWM – TRIUMPHANT][MAXIMUM ENERGY] Come, get this revel started! Let's keep those tankards sloshing! So raise thy cups and get thee drunk, We'll keep those ankles showing! Come, get this revel started! Let's keep those tankards sloshing! So raise thy cups and get thee drunk, We'll keep those ankles showing! [FINAL CHORUS – REPEAT] [GANG VOCALS – LOUDER][VOCAL OVERLAPS] [TAVERN CROWD – CHEERING] Come, get this revel started! Let's keep those tankards sloshing! So raise thy cups and get thee drunk, We'll keep those ankles showing! Come, get this revel started! Let's keep those tankards sloshing! So raise thy cups and get thee drunk, We'll keep those ankles showing! [OUTRO] [MALE RAP – COCKY, PLAYFUL] [GANG VOCALS – DRUNKEN RESPONSES] [LUTE – INTRO RIFF RETURNS] [DRUMS – SPARSE] Wherever I doth stray, Wenches always say, Sir Charles of Scene hath girth obscene, That he loveth to display! (HARLOT!) Wherever I doth stray, Wenches always say, Sir Charles of Scene hath girth obscene, That he loveth to display! [END]