Chorus: Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the W.H.P.D. finds you? Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when justice comes through? Verse 1: Deep in a shattered space, no one hears your plea, Four Hulks and a Porpoise mining carelessly. Oohk and Mabel, they were leading the chase, Phyvie locked 'em down, no escape from this place. Blitzd in the shower, scrubbing up clean, Brander asleep, dreamin' 'bout his mining team. But no matter their absence, the job got done, 3.5 billion ISK—oh, what a run! Chorus: Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the W.H.P.D. finds you? Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when justice comes through? Verse 2: Mabel's Paci on the prowl, Warp scrams and blasters, she's the boss now. One Hulk slipped away, thought he'd found the light, But the wormhole trapped him, no way to take flight. Self-destructed in despair, no loot to reclaim, A fitting end for a trespasser’s shame. The Porpoise and three Hulks—they all met their fate, In shattered wormholes, it’s the W.H.P.D.’s gate! Chorus: Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the W.H.P.D. finds you? Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when justice comes through? Bridge: No mercy in the void, no place to hide, Trespassers beware, it’s a dangerous ride. Indigenous space, we’re protectin’ their land, W.H.P.D., with the upper hand! Chorus: Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the W.H.P.D. finds you? Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when justice comes through? Outro: So remember the names, Oohk, Mabel, and Phy, W.H.P.D., keeping wormholes alive. With Blitzd rinsed off and Brander awake, Next time we roll through, dirtbags better quake! Final Chorus (fade out): Wormholes, wormholes, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the W.H.P.D. finds you?
