[Intro] Gut gut gut! Cackle dee dee, you fucking cunts! There's a gator in my trailer! Ugugugugu! Get the meth pipe, Billy Bob Joe Bob! I am gonna fuck the shit out of it! Ahhhhhh! [Verse 1] I be livin' in the trailer! Out in the Everglades! I got swamp ass and swamp balls! So why don't you take a whiff, y'all?! When I take a hit from the meth pipe! I lay down the pipe! When I fuck the gators in my backyard! Hee hee hee! [Pre-chorus] The south and my penis will rise again! [Chorus] I am Everblazed in the Everglades! When the gators come, I cum! In that ancient reptilian butthole! With one tooth remainin'! I fuck the gator pussy! For I am Everblazed in the Everglades! Everblazed in the Everglades! Everblazed in the Everglades I am! [Post-Chorus] Let the banjoes of Satan sound ever louder! [Banjo Solo] [Verse 2] When I get a blow job in the back of my truck! I go muddin' with these man-titties out! They flap hard as fuck! And this Florida penis the gators will suck! (Suck suck suck jizz!) All the skeeters bite my nuts! And they itch bad as FUCK! But I love the freedom of 'Murica! Hyuck hyuck hyuck! [Pre-chorus] The south and my penis will rise again! [Chorus] I am Everblazed in the Everglades! When the gators come, I cum! In that ancient reptilian butthole! With one tooth remainin'! I fuck the gator pussy! For I am Everblazed in the Everglades! Everblazed in the Everglades! Everblazed in the Everglades I am! [Post-Chorus] Let the banjoes of Satan sound ever louder! [Banjo Solo] [Bridge] I done got that STD from dat gator, son! Blood done shoots from mah cock when I cum! (Jizz!) So let me light that blunt! And get Everblazed for that 'Murican freedom! YEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!!! [Chorus] I am Everblazed in the Everglades! When the gators come, I cum! In that ancient reptilian butthole! With one tooth remainin'! I fuhk the gator pussie! For I am Everblazed in the Everglades! Everblazed in the Everglades I am! I am Everblazed in the Everglades! When the gators come, I kum! In that ancient reptilian butthole! With one tooth remainin'! I fuck the gator pussy! For I am Everblazed in the Everglades! Everblazed in the Everglades! Everblazed in the Everglades! [Outro] Take it! Take it! What do I do?! You take it in the ass, gator! Ahahahahaha! Jizz!