Paddy has trouble on stage with the music droids

Good evening, Sparks. Paddy O’Really here—from the Open Heart Band. Wasn't Maddie great everyone? GIve her a round. Sparks, let me say The SUNO Comedy Club has been very gracious. And putting the audience on laughing gas helps considerably.. ....missus in front is on something brother.......keep laughing my treasure, it's te point [Band continues playing behind him] But then there is the matter of the lads behind me. Between you and me, I’ve never been able to get these guys to stop playing. Let me demonstrate Excuse me, fellas—do you mind? I’m trying to establish a delicate relationship with the audience. For the radio listeners, I am standing in front of what appears to be an android vacant eyed tech convention like robot, who is ignoring me. .....oh nice..... now he is giving me the finger. Really dude?........now while playing his artificial guitar his face has become a digital screen showing 2.......no........3.........now 4 middle finger gestures that are flexing and extending I know you can talk buddy......c'mon man silence is a kind of music isn't, super long noter maybe? pretend your the triangle guy and there is no triangle...........anyway...... Jesus 'by. Anyway. That’s the magic of SUNO comedy. You write a joke, and the machine says, “Would you like twelve versions?” No. I barely wanted this one. But this is where Paddy’s comedy voice was born. Right here at the SUNO Comedy Club. And judging by tonight— this is where it will die. [Band hits a dramatic final chord] Do you mind? I haven’t finished! [Another final chord] Apparently I have. Good night, Sparks. If you enjoyed me, I’m Paddy O’Really. If you didn’t— this was Romeo’s song.