[Intro — Polyphonic flip-phone ringtone] [Keypad clicking — beep, beep, beep] [Glitching robotic female vocals] Lu-Lu-Lu-Lu-LULA! wait...Kra-Mid-Eve-Ken-ah? [Ringtone speeds up — digital error sound] CALAMARI, BITCH! [Huge rubbery bass drop — beat starts bouncing] [Verse 1 — Fast bratty talk-rap, snappy claps] Lavender Fur and a big tooth grin Eight extra arms and a head full of sin Glowing Amethyst eyes, yeah, I see it all six feet tall and I’m having a ball! Purple. Purple, Furry, and a little psychotic Mid Evil Kraken, baby, I’m exotic! Sour, Salty candy, Endless Abyss Class Too much Aqua and a whole lotta brass! [Phone notification — ding!] [Pre-Chorus — Pitched-up vocals, glitchy synths] Cool? (DUH!) Bad? (MAYBE!) Hot? (YES!) Yours? (NEVER!) [Stuttering vocal chops] Su-su-sugar! Sp-sp-spice! Purple Amethyst eyes! Better look twice! [Chorus — Explosive bouncy electroclash, layered female chants] MIDAH-EVEAH-KRAKALICIOUS! G-g-grimy, cool, and vicious! MIDAH-EVEAH-KRAKALICIOUS! Everybody wants it, nobody gets it! except Void KRAKALICIOUS! (Mwah!) Got you in a trance! Calamari, fluffed, Fast Baby, you don’t stand a chance! Krakah, Krakah, ah-ah-ah! Predatory little superstar! MIDAH-EVEAH-KRAKALICIOUS! Too damn Evil and too delicious! [Post-Chorus — Chopped vocals, flip-phone keypad melody] Kr-Kr-Kr-Kr-KRAKEN! Ah-ah-ah! Mid-Mid-Mid-Mid-Evil ah! Mwah! Mwah! [Digital glitch — beep-beep-ERROR!] [Verse 2 — Rapid playful electro-rap, rubbery bass] Bruised lips, brick hips, foam on my nails Freaky little monster with a Tidal Wave flair Canis Lupus face, Wolfy smile I’m a little bit extra, but that’s my style! Cool and chaotic, don’t need a reason Vicious and Volatile in every season Salt in my veins, got a Carnivorous bite Violet eyes sparkling in the moon light! [Camera shutter clicks — flash! flash!] [Pre-Chorus — Robotic autotune, rhythmic claps] Savory? (YEAH!) Mean? (SOMETIMES!) Kiss? (NOPE!) Mine? (ALL MINE!) [Glitched spelling chant] K-R-A-K-A! L-I-C-I-O-U-S! [Distorted female voice] THAT’S KRAKALICIOUS!! [Dance Break — Heavy bouncing bass, phone ringtones, glitchy stutters] Mid-Mid-Evil! Shake it, shake it! Mid-Mid-Eva! You can’t take it! the mic Look but don’t touch! I’m a luxury! Slimy little Tentacles With a philosophy! [Beat abruptly stops — Flip-phone disconnect tone] [Cheerleader vocals, stomps and claps] D-E-L-I-C-A-C-Y! DELICACY IS 4 ME!!!!!!!!! [Glitched vocals — Bass kicks back in] De-de-de-delicacy! Still looking sparingly? De-de-de-delicacy! YOU CAN HAVE ME! [High-pitched giggle — Mwah!] [Bridge — Breathy whispers, bubbly arpeggios] I’m so powerful With so many Feet I’m the kind of trouble That you wanna meet So delicious So divine You can look, baby But you’ll never be mine! [Music slows — Ringtone ringing underneath] [Whispered female vocals] Wanna know something? You want a taste? Come a little closer… Closer… [Sudden digital distortion — Complete beat cut] [Short explosive high-pitched female metal scream] TOO DAMN HOT FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!!! [Glitch explosion — Phone error tones] [FINAL BASS DROP — Maximum energy, pounding club beat] [Final Chorus — Layered vocals, pitched-up harmonies] MIDAH-EVEAH-KRAKALICIOUS! G-g-grimy, cool, and vicious! MIDAH-EVEAH-KRAKALICIOUS! Everybody wants it, nobody gets it! except Void KRAKALICIOUS! (Mwah!) Got you in a stance! Calamari, fluffed, Fast Baby, you don’t stand a chance! {short stop and Glitch sound] Kraka, Kraka, ka-ka-ka! Primal little superstar! KRAKA-KRAKA-KRAKALICIOUS! Too damn evil and too delicious! [Outro — Bouncy beat glitches, chopped female vocals] Kr-Kr-Kr-Kr-KRAKA! Four Paws! Twenty Claws! Only kitsunes bitch! [Flip-phone ringtone returns] KRAKALICIOUS! [Robotic voice — Connection terminated] Mwah!
