Ree-Peter - Who's Got My Underpants?

[Intro – Spoken] Good morning, Switzerland! Good morning, Germany! Good morning, you noisy seagulls! WHO'S GOT MY UNDERPANTS?! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! [Verse 1] I woke up this morning, there was something in my bed, A seagull wearing sunglasses and a bucket on its head! He'd eaten all my breakfast, he'd swallowed half my toast, Now he's standing on the wardrobe shouting, "I'M THE HOST!" I ran into the bathroom, slipped upon a bar of soap, Peter's in the shower singing songs of chicken hope! The toilet's overflowing, the gravy's on the wall, And somebody's put a sausage in the telephone call! [Pre-Chorus] Oh mamma mia! Oh what a day! The seagull's taken all my stuff away! [Chorus – YODEL EXPLOSION] YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! WHO'S GOT MY UNDERPANTS? GIVE THEM BACK TO ME! YODEL-OOOO-DELL-AY! THAT BIRD'S GONE AND FLOWN AWAY! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! HE'S WEARING THEM ON TV! [Verse 2] There's a chicken in the kitchen, There's a duck inside the loo, There's a pigeon eating biscuits, And a hamster drinking brew! Peter's got a saucepan, Vader's got a spoon, C-3PO is dancing To a yodelling baboon! Jarvis checks the cameras, R2-D2 starts to beep, C3D2's in the cupboard, Fast asleep! [Bridge – Rapid Yodel] YODEL-ODLE-ODLE-AY! GET THAT SEAGULL OUT THE WAY! YODEL-ODLE-ODLE-OO! HE'S EATEN ALL THE FONDUE! [Spoken – Peter Griffin] "Hey Lois! I think I accidentally started a bird sanctuary!" [Spoken – Darth Vader] "I am your father... AND I WANT MY CHICKEN BACK!" [Final Chorus – MASSIVE CHOIR] YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! THE SEAGULL'S GOT MY UNDERPANTS! AND HE'S FLYING OVER ME! YODEL-OOOO-DELL-AY! THE REE-PETER EXPRESS IS ON ITS WAY! YODEL-AY-HEEEEE! ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN! [Outro] The seagull has landed! The gravy has spilled! Peter's in the buffet! And the toilet's been filled! YODEL-AYYYYY-HEEEEEEEEE!