[Verse 1] North Pole’s frozen My patience thin Elves on strike Can’t reel ‘em in Reindeer unionized They’re outta control I’m a jolly man but this took its toll [Prechorus] My suit’s too tight My beard’s gone gray No magic left in this Christmas sleigh [Chorus] Do you knooooow Santa’s tired of all three of his ho’s Santa knows you been bad all year Where’s my wife with the coals No cheer Where’s my cookies Where’s my milk You want satin You want silk I got nowhere to be Roll up the Christmas treeees [Verse 2] Letters pile high They all demand PlayStations IPhones No helping hand Mrs. Claus booked a cruise She’s sipping rum Left me snowed in Feeling glum [Prechorus] No more chimneys They’ve all gone small I’m stuck outside I’m over it all [Chorus] Do you knooooow Santa’s tired of all three of his ho’s Santa knows you been bad all year Where’s my wife with the coals No cheer Where’s my cookies Where’s my milk You want satin You want silk I got nowhere to be Roll up the Christmas treeees
