[Intro] One! Two! Three! Four! Fiscal law is knocking at your door— Better keep those dollars straight, Or ADA decides your fate! [Verse 1] Purpose—what the money’s for, Use it wrong? That’s a fiscal war. Time—the year you’re meant to spend, Don’t cross that line or you’ll descend. Amount—don’t you dare exceed, Go over the limit and watch the lawyers stampede. [Pre-Chorus] Three rules tight as a legal lasso, Break one and you’re in a fiscal fiasco! [Chorus] Fiscal Law Fiasco—don’t break the ADA! Misappropriate a dollar and they’ll take your badge away! Fiscal Law Fiasco—keep the colors in array, Purpose, Time, and Amount will help you save the day! [Verse 2] Misappropriation—wrong color spend, That’s a fast-track ticket to a tragic end. Augmentation—adding funds unplanned, You can’t magic money with a wave of your hand. Obligate when ready, expend when due, Bona Fide Need must be right and true! [Pre-Chorus] Wrong-year spending? Don’t even try— Fiscal winter’s coming from the DC sky. [Chorus] Fiscal Law Fiasco—don’t break the ADA! Spend inside the boundaries and everything’s okay! Fiscal Law Fiasco—hear the lawyers say, “Stay in the lane and avoid the fray!” [Bridge] (Spoken, punk-theatrical) “You can’t obligate without authority!” “You can’t move colors without majority!” “Read the line! Check the code!” Fiscal law is the PM’s road! Now march— Left! Right! Stay inside the lines tonight! [Breakdown] Say “PURPOSE!” (Use it right!) Say “TIME!” (Right fiscal year!) Say “AMOUNT!” (Hold it tight!) Say “ADA!” (Oh dear!) Say “MISAPPROPRIATION!” (Wrong color—bad!) Say “AUGMENTATION!” (Adding funds—mad!) Say “BONA FIDE NEED!” (Spend with speed!) Fiscal Law Fiasco—learn this creed! [Final Chorus] Fiscal Law Fiasco—now you know the game! ADA’s the gatekeeper—respect the name! Purpose, Time, Amount—your holy trinity, Stay compliant with fiscal law infinity! [Outro] One! Two! Three! Four! Keep those dollars safe once more! Fiscal Law Fiasco—out the door!